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5 Places In Bendigo To Fart Without People Knowing It Was You

7 June 2019
in Life & Style, News
5 Places In Bendigo To Fart Without People Knowing It Was You

Need a place to fart in public while shopping in Bendigo? Let us help.

Page 1 of 5

Food Courts

With all the noise and different smells, no one is going to be able to tell.

Page 2 of 5

Kmart Kangaroo Flat

With a long queue for at least 2 minutes, no one is going to know where it came from.

Page 3 of 5

Any Baby Section

What we meant to say was any baby but that would be cruel. We’re not saying to drop one near a baby but parents are almost guaranteed to think it’s their own kid and not some horrible human that walked by.

Page 4 of 5

Any Gym

There’s a high risk of dropping one when pumping iron but the reward is worth it. You can also cover it up with a grunt.

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Maccas Playground

You might be thinking “But that’s what it smells like” and you’re correct. We just needed the 5th thing for this list because 4 is boring.

You realise no one cleans the things right? When was the last time you saw a Maccas staff member climb inside with a can of Glen 20 and a rag?

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