Elf on the Shelf Caught in the Middle of a Festive Swingers Soiree

In a shocking turn of events, Bendigo’s most innocent holiday tradition, the Elf on the Shelf, has been entangled in a scandalous affair. Reports confirm that Santa’s little spy was spotted at a Christmas Swingers Extravaganza overnight, where the Naughty List took on a whole new meaning.

Witnesses claim Bush Pig the Elf was seen sipping eggnog and engaging in what can only be described as North Pole shenanigans. Rumours suggest he’s updating Santa’s list with some decidedly grown-up activities.

Reports indicate that the once-innocent Elf was spotted wearing a tiny, glittery mask, mingling with other holiday icons. Witnesses claim to have seen the Tooth Fairy and the Easter Bunny engaging in unconventional, festive activities.

Local parents are demanding answers as they struggle to explain to their children why the Elf on the Shelf might need a cold shower this holiday season. Santa’s workshop remains tight-lipped, leaving the parents to wonder if their cherished Christmas tradition will ever be the same.

Stay tuned for more festive indiscretions as we unwrap the truth behind Bendigo’s most scandalous holiday affair!

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