Bendigo Health’s maternity ward welcomed a newborn baby girl overnight with an unexpected fashion statement: a butterfly tramp stamp. The one-day-old infant is believed to be the youngest person in history to be born with such an edgy birthmark.
Experts are scratching their heads. “We’ve seen birthmarks, but this is next level,” said Dr Linda Hart. “It’s almost as if the baby came pre-tatted for a night out.”
“We were thinking of naming her Lisa, but now we’re leaning towards something edgier, like Raven or Destanee.”
Hospital staff were initially perplexed when they discovered the mark on the baby’s lower back upon exiting the womb. Nurse Stephany Jones, who witnessed the astonishing sight, exclaimed, “I’ve seen some unique birthmarks in my career, but this takes the cake!”
More to come.
