Resident and self-proclaimed “Sheet Whisperer” Dylan Baker achieved the seemingly impossible task of folding a fitted sheet without succumbing to frustration or existential despair.
Eyewitnesses reported seeing Mr Baker calmly approaching the fitted sheet with the confidence of a seasoned neurosurgeon, armed only with his impeccable folding technique and a zen-like attitude. “It was like watching a magician at work,” said Mrs Jenkins, his next-door neighbour. “I’ve never seen anything quite like it.”
Baker’s achievement has left the community astounded and questioning their life choices. Some locals have already signed up for his upcoming workshop, “Sheet Folding Zen Mastery,” hoping to unlock the secrets behind this mystical art.
In response to the awe-inspiring feat, the City of Greater Bendigo is reportedly considering erecting a monument in Dylan’s honour, celebrating his contribution to household harmony and proving that, sometimes, miracles do happen.
