Coles Busker Wins Grammy

In an unexpected turn of events, Bendigo’s very own Coles busker has clinched a Grammy Award for “Best Album That Shoppers Half-Heard While Searching for Their Cars.” The muso, known for blending classic hits with the soothing hum of shopping carts, struck a chord with the Recording Academy.

Accepting the Grammy, the busker declared, “I’d like to thank the unsuspecting customers who inadvertently became my audience while desperately trying to locate their vehicles. This award is a testament to the power of musical multitasking.”

Critics argue that this achievement reflects the eclectic taste of the recording academy. Meanwhile, the Coles busker plans to release a deluxe edition of his award-winning album, exclusively available in grocery store aisles nationwide.

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