Nation in Crisis as Taylor Swift Tickets Prove Scarcer Than Unicorn Tears
In an unprecedented display of nationwide anguish, Australia collectively gasped as it was revealed that obtaining Taylor Swift concert tickets was more challenging than...
Festivalgoers Swear They Can’t Feel Bass Even Though Stage Is 2 Metres Away
Groovin, The Moo festivalgoers, known for their impeccable hearing, are in utter disbelief. Despite being just 2 metres from the main stage, they claim...
Groovin The Moo’s “Leave No Trace” Policy Now Includes Emotional Baggage
In an unprecedented move, Groovin The Moo music festival organizers have announced that their "Leave No Trace" policy will now include emotional baggage, requiring...
Coles Busker Added To Groovin The Moo Line Up
According to festival organizers, the decision to include the busker Ed "The Cat" DeRosa was a last-minute move to appeal to a more "authentic"...
Bendigo Buses Replace hit91.9 with ABC Classic FM
A local bus service announced it's replacing Hit91.9 with ABC Classic FM to combat unruly behaviour on its bus service.
"To many people, classical music...
Dad Refers To Groovin The Moo As ‘Groovin To The Moo’
A local Dad Bob Jeffers from Epsom asked his kids today if they managed to get tickets to Groovin To The Moo.
His daughters Laquisha,...
Unvaccinated Banned From Groovin The Moo
An outbreak of measles in the Bendigo area has forced Groovin The Moo to deny access to those who have not been vaccinated.
The news...
Local Who Couldn’t Get Tickets To Groovin The Moo Not Impressed With Line Up
Local man Don Wright has told The Bendigo Standard that he's not impressed with the bands Groovin The Moo.
"I don't even like any of...
20 Things To Do After Groovin The Moo
After a long day of partying at Groovin The Moo, Bendigo offers a broad variety of entertainment options, ranging from activities, pubs and visiting...
Australia Has Decided! Fat Cat And Patsy Biscoe To Represent Australia In Eurovision
Legendary Australian children's entertainers Fat Cat and Patsy Biscoe will represent Australia in this years Eurovision song contest.
"We are proud to represent Australia in...