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Boss Hints He Has Too Many Coffee Mugs To Potential Secret Santa

13 December 2018
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Boss Hints He Has Too Many Coffee Mugs To Potential Secret Santa

A boss of a major Bendigo company hinted to his employees he has way too many mugs. The news comes as he looks forward to this years work Kris Kringle.

“I’ve received novelty mugs every Christmas for the past 5 years. I’m just trying to hint to my employees that I’m into other things like footy and music too. Hasn’t anyone heard my accapella group Chord Of The Rings?”

The man is unsure who his Secret Santa is. “I don’t know who my Secret Santa is but I’m pretty sure it’s Emily in accounting. She’s been looking at me weird. I’d settle for a bottle of wine or even a JB Hi-Fi voucher. Please stop with the damn mugs. I’ve got nowhere else to put them.”

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