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Local Hero Out of Durries To Give To Needy Stranger. Starts GoFundMe

Local News
Local man Darren Wilson has found himself in a dire situation – he's officially run out of durries to give to a complete stranger....

“I’m A Red Posting Box And Mail Makes Me Horny”

Local News
The red posting box outside the post office in the CBD has come forward with an unexpected confession: it gets hot and bothered every...

Elon Musk Set To Test Cybertruck’s Bulletproof Armour With A Drive Through Hargreaves Mall

Local News
Elon Musk has announced his daring plan to put the bulletproof armour of his beloved Cybertruck to the ultimate test – a leisurely cruise...

“Can Anyone Smell Weed Around Pall Mall?” Locals Demand Answers

Local News
In a bewildering turn of events, residents of Pall Mall are scratching their heads and noses, sniffing the air with suspicion. An enigmatic scent...

Ratepayers Can’t Wait To See How The Council Spends Their Hard Earned Money

Politics
Local ratepayer Gary Farke can hardly contain his excitement as he anticipates how his city council will waste his pay. "It's like Christmas come early!"...

Teenager Vapes In Hargreaves Mall To Prove He’s Cool

Local News
Local teenager Tim Johnson was spotted vaping in the Hargreaves Mall yesterday afternoon in a bold move to prove his coolness to his peers. “I...

City To Install Musical Toilets In CBD

Local News
City of Greater Bendigo has announced it will install new musical toilets in the CBD. The $700,000 state of the art musical commodes will...

Bendigo TattsLotto Winner Decides To Fix Hargreaves Mall Himself

Local News
Bendigo's newest millionaire has told The Bendigo Standard he plans to fix Hargreaves Mall himself. The builder and lucky duck said "The refurbishment 10...

City With Violence Problem Cool With Boxing Match

Local News
The City Of Greater Bendigo has told The Bendigo Standard that the Mall Rat problem in Hargreaves Mall isn't that bad. Bob Godfrey, a Councillor...

Traders Hope ‘Baby Shark’ Song Will Drive The Rest Of Bendigo Away From Mall

Local News
Traders in Hargreaves Mall are trying to keep shoppers away from the mall and their businesses. The loop of “Baby Shark” and “Raining Tacos” is...
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