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Bendigo Council Welcomes New Robot Mower Overlords
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Chicken Salt Dealers Arrested in Strathdale
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Man Puts All Bins Out in Hope One of Them is Right
Scientists Successfully Capture the Sound Of An Ant Farting
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Tourist Accidentally Books Tickets For Oprah, Not Opera
Boss Hints He Has Too Many Coffee Mugs To Potential Secret Santa
82-Year-Old Lost On School Excursion Emerges From Mine After 67 Years
First Trailer for GTA VI: Bendigo Has Just Dropped
Reality Of Fatherhood Really Never Hit Home On Man Until He Changed Newborn Son’s First Nappy
Self-employed Woman Gets Herself In Her Office Secret Santa
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City To Install Musical Toilets In CBD
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Local Woman Discovers She Can Leave Bendigo Have Your Say Anytime She Wants
Eaglehawk Theatre Company to Present: Twelfth Night on the Piss
Elderly Local Man Saves $1 On Fuel A Year By Rounding Down
Council Commits $50m for ‘Rough Surface – Slow Down’ Signs
Bendigo To Host John-Jacob Jingleheimer-Schmidt Convention
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Queen Elizabeth Oval Renamed “King Elizabeth Oval”
Our Guide On What To Do This New Year’s Eve
New Survey Results Reveal Bendigonians Were Conceived On Mickey Mouse Hill
Rod Fyffe’s Hair To Serve As Mayor
Riot Squad Called After A Red Cordial Party Gets Out Of Hand
Sovereign Hill Historical Reenactor Devastated to Learn That World Has Moved on From Bowler Hats
Bluey Unveiled As Brisbane 2032 Olympics Mascots
What’s Next For Marilyn?
City Of Greater Bendigo Hires Kenny To Clean Public Toilets
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Evil Genius Captures Giant Heart in Bendigo And Ties It To The Ground For Ransom
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Local Man’s Inability to Parallel Park Now Considered a Tourist Attraction
“I accidentally Used Mum’s Fabric Scissors and Now The Cops Are Here”
New Pothole Memorial Walk Unveiled
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Marketplace Offers Insensitive Santa For Naughty Kids
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5 December 2023
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Until Christmas Eve, Insensitive Santa, specialising in children on Santa’s naughty list, will appear at the Marketplace. He plans to punish those kids with...
Exclusive Interview with Santa: He’s Just Claude with Excellent PR
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In a stunning revelation that has shaken the festive world to its snowy core, an exclusive interview with the man behind the myth, Santa...
22 Santas Arrested In Santa Fight Club
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24 December 2021
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Undercover Police busted a Santa Fight Club last night on top of the Coles car park. Santas from Bendigo, Ballarat, Mildura and as far away as...
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13 December 2018
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The Bendigo Council announced plans last night to provide Santa with a police escort through Long Gully on Christmas Eve. The news comes from the...
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A Santa at a Ballarat shopping centre confessed today that he despises kids. The unnamed Santa said "I took this job as I'm getting married...
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