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Marketplace Offers Insensitive Santa For Naughty Kids

Parenting
Until Christmas Eve, Insensitive Santa, specialising in children on Santa’s naughty list, will appear at the Marketplace. He plans to punish those kids with...

Exclusive Interview with Santa: He’s Just Claude with Excellent PR

Local News
In a stunning revelation that has shaken the festive world to its snowy core, an exclusive interview with the man behind the myth, Santa...

22 Santas Arrested In Santa Fight Club

Local News
Undercover Police busted a Santa Fight Club last night on top of the Coles car park. Santas from Bendigo, Ballarat, Mildura and as far away as...

Santa To Get Police Escort Through Long Gully

Law & Order
The Bendigo Council announced plans last night to provide Santa with a police escort through Long Gully on Christmas Eve. The news comes from the...

Ballarat Santa’s Confess They Hate Your Kids

Local News
A Santa at a Ballarat shopping centre confessed today that he despises kids. The unnamed Santa said "I took this job as I'm getting married...

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