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Outrage as Santa Demands Milk Alternatives for Lactose Intolerant Elves

Local News
In a shocking turn of events at the North Pole, Santa Claus declared a state of emergency, demanding milk alternatives for his lactose-intolerant elves....

Bendigo Man Attends Office Christmas Party, Still Can’t Remember Colleague’s Name

Local News
In a heroic display of social awkwardness, a Bendigo man valiantly attended his office Christmas party and emerged with a stunning achievement—he still can't...

Local Puts ‘Christ Back Into Christmas’ by Spending A Small Fortune on Gifts

Local News
Kim Jingleton from Strathfieldsaye has achieved the unthinkable: spending a jaw-dropping $10,000 on gifts and miraculously putting the "Christ" back into Christmas. Friends and family...

Party Planning Committee Book the Least Entertaining DJ in Bendigo

Local News
An office Christmas party planning committee proudly announced that they've successfully booked the least entertaining DJ in Bendigo. The selection process reportedly involved hours...

Elf on the Shelf Caught in the Middle of a Festive Swingers Soiree

Local News
In a shocking turn of events, Bendigo's most innocent holiday tradition, the Elf on the Shelf, has been entangled in a scandalous affair. Reports...

Marketplace Offers Insensitive Santa For Naughty Kids

Parenting
Until Christmas Eve, Insensitive Santa, specialising in children on Santa’s naughty list, will appear at the Marketplace. He plans to punish those kids with...

Exclusive Interview with Santa: He’s Just Claude with Excellent PR

Local News
In a stunning revelation that has shaken the festive world to its snowy core, an exclusive interview with the man behind the myth, Santa...

Bendigo Coles Only Playing ‘All I Want For Christmas’ For The Next 8 Weeks

Local News
It’s that time to deck the halls... again when Mariah Carey appears in your Spotify playlist. Resident Coles turntablist DJ Gully told The Bendigo Standard they...

22 Santas Arrested In Santa Fight Club

Local News
Undercover Police busted a Santa Fight Club last night on top of the Coles car park. Santas from Bendigo, Ballarat, Mildura and as far away as...

60 Christmas Conversation Starters

Lists
We've finished off Nan's Pav, unbuttoned our belts and slid down on our seat a little. Use these conversation starters to talk to your...
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