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Bendigo Coles Only Playing ‘All I Want For Christmas’ For The Next 8 Weeks

It's that time to deck the halls... again when Mariah Carey appears in your Spotify playlist. Resident Coles turntablist DJ Gully told The Bendigo Standard they...

22 Santas Arrested In Santa Fight Club

Undercover Police busted a Santa Fight Club last night on top of the Coles car park. Santas from Bendigo, Ballarat, Mildura and as far away as...

60 Christmas Conversation Starters

We've finished off Nan's Pav, unbuttoned our belts and slid down on our seat a little. Use these conversation starters to talk to your...

No Free Parking? Bendigo Councillors Added To Santa’s Naughty List

After hearing Bendigo Council will not be turning off parking meters in December, Santa has added every councillor to his naughty list. "The only way...

Marketplace Offers ‘Insensitive’ Santa For Kids On His Naughty List

Until Christmas Eve Insensitive Santa, specializing in Central Victoria's worst children, will appear at the Marketplace. He plans to punish those kids on his...

Study Finds 100% of Kids Singing Daddy Finger or Baby Shark Song Will Miss Christmas

A new study was released today. Results show 100% of kids who sing that Daddy Finger or Baby Shark song miss Christmas. Kids have...

Kangaroo Flat Man Finally Takes Down Christmas Decorations

Local Man Theodore Lane from Kangaroo Flat announced on Social Media today he is finally taking down last years Christmas decorations after the Bendigo...

Cat Awakens From 2004 Christmas Food Coma

A local cat who fell into a food coma on Christmas Day 2004 has finally woken up. Mr Fuzzybuns from Long Gully fell asleep on...

Local Man’s Saturday Night Out, Dependant On Selling The Drone He Got For Christmas

19-year-old Bendigo Man, Eric McGregor, has taken to Bendigo Buy Swap and Sell to try and hock the drone his parent bought him for...

Local Man Angry Santa Didn’t Deliver Torque Wrench With Bike

A local man has complained about Santa on Bendigo Have Your Say after discovering Santa didn't include a torque wrench with his son's bike...

Person Asking “Can I Help?” Secretly Doesn’t Want To Help At All

A bit like seagulls around a picnic, Christmas day attracts its fair share of hangers-on. “It’s about this time of year that people who don’t...

Dad Not Looking Forward To Sitting At The Kids Table At The Family Christmas Lunch

A local hero and Dad announced today he is not looking forward to sitting at the kids table from hell at his family Christmas...

Fake Santa Arrested At Bendigo Marketplace

A man impersonating Santa Claus was arrested this morning at the Bendigo Marketplace. “He put up a struggle, whacking us with candy canes and trying...

Bouncy Castle At Christmas Church Picnic Blows Away With 8 People Inside

A church picnic went wrong today after a giant bouncy castle blew away today with 6 kids and 2 adults trapped inside. A gust of...

Church Tells St. Kilda Saints To Change Name

BSSC Student Wins Top Prize For Hangover Cure

Hawthorn Announces New Mascots

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