In a stunning celebration of endurance, questionable fashion choices, and persistent muscle cramps, the Bendigo International Madison is hitting the ripe age of 50 this weekend.
The iconic cycling and athletics carnival showcases spandex-clad athleticism, where participants defy the laws of physics by squeezing themselves into outfits that make yoga pants look like formal wear.
As athletes prepare to hit the track, the air will be thick with nostalgia and Deep Heat.
The event promises a thrilling blend of cycling and track events and an impressive collection of energy drinks to keep those leg cramps at bay.
Race organisers have arranged a special “Golden Cramp” award, honouring the rider who manages to cramp up in the most spectacular and entertaining manner.
So here’s to another 50 years of chafing inner thighs and the eternal quest for the perfect padded bike seat.
