Man Puts All Bins Out in Hope One of Them is Right

“I don’t know which bin goes out,” said Silly Duffer. “Do you?”

“No,” said the journalist.

“Not I,” said the milk man.

“Nor do I,” said the bus driver.

“How do I solve this?” said the Duffer.

“Ask the neighbour,” said the fool.

“Go carbon neutral,” said the neighbour.

“Dump everything in a hole,” said the other neighbour.

“There must be a way to solve this,” said the Duffer.

“Is there an app?” said the child.

“Is there a web site?” said the grandmother.

“Is there a fridge magnet? said the adult.

“I just put all the bins out,” said the Duffer.

And that’s what he did.

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