Bendigo TAFE has introduced a cutting-edge Certificate 2 in Vehicle Theft, proving that education can truly open doors – car doors, that is. The course will teach essential skills like hotwiring, disguise crafting, and advanced getaway driving.
Instructor Tony “Two-Times” Tortellini told The Bendigo Standard “We believe in providing students with real-world expertise. What better way to prepare them for a career in organised crime than offering a hands-on experience?”
Enrollment is skyrocketing, with aspiring criminals eager to rev up their careers. The certificate includes a complimentary Balaklava and a copy of GTAV.
More to come.
