Mr Whiskers of Huntly has officially announced that the coveted laser pointer is his and his alone. The self-proclaimed “Emperor of Illuminated Dots” has left fellow pets in the household in a state of feline frustration.
Reports indicate that Mr Whiskers, a cat of questionable nobility, has been seen strutting around the living room, laser pointer clasped in his velvety paw, while other cats in the house look on in envy. Attempts by the oppressed pets to negotiate a fair sharing system have been met with disdainful glares and dismissive tail flicks.
In an exclusive interview with The Bendigo Standard, Mr Whiskers declared, “I am the one true master of the laser pointer, and my kingdom shall be adorned in red dots for eternity.”
As tensions rise in the household, other cats reportedly consider forming a union to demand equal access to the coveted red dot.
