Cinema Patron Wonders How Long Hot Dogs Been Sitting There

Bendigo Cinemas announced today that the former Big Brother star Hot Dogs has taken up residence behind the concession stand.

Patrons found themselves contemplating the age-old question: “How long have those hot dogs been sitting there?” which extended to the Australian Big Brother contestant Hot Dogs.

“I thought he was just another disgruntled teenager trying to make a few extra bucks, but then I realized he was that Hot Dogs guy from TV.”

“I couldn’t tell if it was him or just a convincing tube of processed meat,” mused the astute patron. “They both have that certain ‘been under the spotlight for too long’ glow.”

The Bendigo Standard investigative team reached out to the cinema manager for comment, but he shrugged and said, “Honestly, I can’t tell the difference between our hot dogs and Hot Dogs anymore. Both have been here forever.”

In related news, local conspiracy theorists now speculate that all reality TV contestants are, in fact, sentient concession stand items in disguise. More on this breaking story as it unfolds – or as soon as we figure out if those hot dogs are still edible.

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