Your Horoscope – Week Of March 20, 2023

Here’s your horoscope for the week.

♓ Pisces | Feb. 19 to March 20

Your intuition will guide you this week, Pisces. Unless you’re like most people and your intuition is just a vague feeling that you’re forgetting something important.

Your lucky colour: Sasquatch Silver.

♈ Aries | March 21 to April 19

This week, you’ll be amazed by how little your coworkers respect your authority. Maybe you should try being less aggressive and more approachable. Nah, that’s too much effort.

Your lucky colour: Leprechaun Green with Envy.

♉ Taurus | April 20 to May 20

You’re feeling particularly stubborn this week, Taurus. Good luck with that. Remember, when life gives you lemons, just refuse to make lemonade.

Your lucky colour: Mermaid Scales Teal.

♊ Gemini | May 21 to June 20

Your dual personalities will finally merge into one, and you’ll be left with one very confused and indecisive self.

Your lucky colour: Dragon’s Breath Red.

♋ Cancer | June 21 to July 22

Your obsessive attention to detail will finally pay off when you win the award for “Most Likely to Correct Someone’s Grammar.”

Your lucky colour: Fairy Dust Pink.

♌ Leo | July 23 to Aug. 22

Your ego is larger than ever this week, Leo. It’s a good thing you’re so charming because that’s the only reason people put up with you.

Your lucky colour: Bigfoot Brown.

Virgo | Aug. 23 to Sept. 22

You’re feeling extra critical this week, Virgo. But don’t worry, everyone loves being told what they’re doing wrong all the time.

Your lucky colour: Zombie Apocalypse Grey.

♎ Libra | Sept. 23 to Oct. 22

Your wanderlust is calling this week, Libra. But before you hit the road, make sure you have enough money to afford your extravagant lifestyle.

Your lucky colour: Unicorn Puke Purple.

Scorpio | Oct. 23 to Nov. 21

Your mysterious and brooding personality will attract lots of attention, but unfortunately, it’ll mostly be from people who want to know what’s wrong with you.

Your lucky colour: Alien Invasion Neon.

♐ Sagittarius | Nov. 22 to Dec. 21

Your wanderlust will lead you to some amazing new places this year, like the couch and the fridge.

Your lucky colour: Ghostly White-out.

♑ Capricorn | Dec. 22 to Jan. 19

You’re feeling particularly ambitious this week, Capricorn. Just don’t forget to step on a few people on your way to the top.

Your lucky colour: Robot rainbow red with a dash of cyborg chrome.

♒ Aquarius | Jan. 20 to Feb. 18

Your sensitivity will continue to be both a blessing and a curse, as you cry over both the beautiful sunset and the burnt toast.

Your lucky colour: Baby poo Green.

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