Trump Announces Bold Plan To Take Over The Capital
In a move that has shocked no one, the US President has declared his intention to take over The Capital ...
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Trump Hires Sweaty Law Expert Dennis Denuto
Donald Trump has spared no expense in hiring constitutional law expert Dennis Denuto, as seen in the movie the Castle. ...
Council sells Bendigo creek bluestones to build Trump’s border wall
A historic agreement between the city of Greater Bendigo and the U.S. government was signed today. Bendigo council announced that ...
Man Finds Way To Eat Banana In A Non-Sexy Way
Eaglehawk man Greg Dawson found a non-sexy way to eat a banana today. He was on his morning tea break ...
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