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Local Loses 85 kgs On A Bendigo Original Pie Shop Diet

Weight loss is simple, right? Eat less,...

Driver Films OnlyFans on Talking Tram Tour

Tourists were in for a surprise yesterday...

Your Horoscope – Week Of August 6, 2018

Here are your Horoscopes for this week. ♌...

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Trump Hires Sweaty Law Expert Dennis Denuto

Donald Trump has spared no expense in hiring constitutional law expert Dennis Denuto, as seen in the movie the Castle. "I look forward to Dennis...

Bendigo Council Elections A Shambles. America: “Hold My Beer”

"We haven't got any good candidates," said a Bendigo voter during the recent election. America looks sideways and raises an eyebrow, "There are guys talking about...

Barack Obama Hears Trump Has Coronavirus

That image says it all really. PS: Trump-cat says, "Fake news." PPS: Bendigo Standard say, "Who?" PPPS: "We?" PPPPS: "Fake news?" PPPPPS: "Huh?" PPPPPPS: "Never."

Council sells Bendigo creek bluestones to build Trump’s border wall

A historic agreement between the city of Greater Bendigo and the US government was signed today. Bendigo council announced the US government will use...

TV Reporter Visibly Sick at Having to Talk About Donald Trump

TV Reporter Visibly Sick at Having to Talk About Donald Trump “Yeah it just hit me,” said Margot Robbie. “I’d been talking about Donald Trump...

Man Finds Way To Eat Banana In A Non-Sexy Way

Eaglehawk man Greg Dawson found a non-sexy way to eat a banana today. He was on his morning tea break and wore a Donald...

Top Twelve Reasons Donald Trump Winning Is A Good Thing

The White House Will Get A Sun Bed To keep the orange tan looking crusty a sun room is going to get installed in the...

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