Carlton Football Club announced today that for the first time ever it has gone into a new year undefeated.

Coach Brendon Bolton said “We’ve worked super hard during the last couple of months. Hopefully we can keep this up.”

Its perfect start to 2019 has baffled the AFL.

In other news Collingwood supporters have been camping out the front of the MCG waiting for Grand Final tickets. “I can’t wait for our chance at Grand Final glory again. I need to see if Centrelink’s open, watch my spot” said Bevan McGrouse.