A bustling workplace in Bendigo was thrown into disarray as their beloved DeLonghi coffee machine, affectionately known as “Beanzilla,” unexpectedly went on sick leave, leaving the entire office in a …
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Harcourt Applefest, an annual celebration of all things apple, has taken a bizarre turn as festival-goers expressed an unexpected affinity for the Samsung Galaxy Harvest, a competing festival down the …
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In a groundbreaking display of unwavering commitment to his craft, local pizza guy Dave “Doughboy” Dobson has achieved unprecedented job satisfaction – or perhaps just satisfaction, in general. Eyewitnesses report …
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Weight loss is simple. Eat less, exercise more, and voilà : The pounds melt away. Unfortunately, it’s not always that easy. Fortunately, a local man has the answer. Graeme Fogg discovered …
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Bendigo’s Hops And Dreams brewery has clinched the prestigious Most Pretentious Beer Name Yet award in a stunning display of linguistic gymnastics. The winning concoction, dubbed “Arrogant Unicorn Tears Infused …
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In an astonishing leap towards culinary convenience, Uber Eats is rolling out a revolutionary update that lets users raid their neighbours’ fridges from the comfort of their own couches. This …
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Bendigo Breaks Silence on Alien Abduction Phenomenon – Turns Out They Just Want Good Coffee
Locals have finally spilled the space beans on the mysterious alien abduction encounters that have perplexed the town for years. As it turns out, the extraterrestrial visitors were simply on …
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The scientific community announced today that water, the wet and notoriously aquatic substance, is the leading cause of drowning. The discovery has shocked the scientific community, which had previously believed …
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In a stroke of genius with local hipsters stroking their beards in delight, a Bendigo brewery unveiled its latest creation: a beer that doubles as beard oil. Aptly named “Brewdacious …
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In a baffling turn of events, Golden Square resident Barry Schmoot escaped his makeshift tomb on Sunday, astonishing friends and family. Smith, a part-time carpenter, had been entombed on Friday …
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