Huntly Residents Reassured Their Water Is Still Less Shit Than The Yarra
Huntly residents have been reassured that while their tap water may resemble a strong Earl Grey, it remains "technically less ...
Tag: Drinking
Water You Waiting For? Bendigo Creek Beer Hits The Market
Hops & Dreams Brewing Co.'s latest release, Bendigo Creek Beer, isn't just a drink—it's a tribute to the iconic Bendigo ...
Bendigo Coffee Shops Replace The Flat White With The ‘Flat Caucasian’
The humble Flat White has become the latest casualty in Bendigo's troubling coffee culture war as local shops ditch the ...
Hargreaves Mall Named Best Place For Doing Coke
A survey asked over 5,000 "Cokeheads" nationwide to rate their favourite locations for Coke. Hargreaves Mall topped the list, surpassing ...
Caffeine Catastrophe: Office Riot Erupts as Coffee Machine Takes Unplanned Sick Leave
A bustling workplace in Bendigo was thrown into disarray as their beloved DeLonghi coffee machine, affectionately known as "Beanzilla," unexpectedly ...
Harcourt Applefest Attendees Prefer Maldon Samsung Galaxy Harvest
Harcourt Applefest, an annual celebration of all things apple, has taken a bizarre turn as festival-goers expressed an unexpected affinity ...
Pizza Guy Is Probably High
In a groundbreaking display of unwavering commitment to his craft, local pizza guy Dave "Doughboy" Dobson has achieved unprecedented job ...
Bendigo Man Loses 85 Kilos On The “CSIRO Lazy Moes Diet”
Weight loss is simple. Eat less, exercise more, and voilà: The pounds melt away. Unfortunately, it's not always that easy. ...
Bendigo Brewery Wins Award for Most Pretentious Beer Name Yet
Bendigo's Hops And Dreams brewery has clinched the prestigious Most Pretentious Beer Name Yet award in a stunning display of ...
Uber Eats Now Allow Users to Raid Their Neighbours’ Fridge
In an astonishing leap towards culinary convenience, Uber Eats is rolling out a revolutionary update that lets users raid their ...
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