Drinking

Bendigo Brewery Wins Award for Most Pretentious Beer Name Yet

Bendigo's Hops And Dreams brewery has clinched the prestigious Most Pretentious Beer Name Yet award in a stunning display of linguistic gymnastics. The winning...

Uber Eats Now Allow Users to Raid Their Neighbours’ Fridge

In an astonishing leap towards culinary convenience, Uber Eats is rolling out a revolutionary update that lets users raid their neighbours' fridges from the...

Bendigo Breaks Silence on Alien Abduction Phenomenon – Turns Out They Just Want Good Coffee

Locals have finally spilled the space beans on the mysterious alien abduction encounters that have perplexed the town for years. As it turns out,...

Breaking News: Water Discovered to Be the Leading Cause of Drowning

The scientific community announced today that water, the wet and notoriously aquatic substance, is the leading cause of drowning. The discovery has shocked the scientific...

Bendigo Brewery Develops Beer That Doubles as Beard Oil

In a stroke of genius with local hipsters stroking their beards in delight, a Bendigo brewery unveiled its latest creation: a beer that doubles...

Local Man Entombed In Fridge On Friday Escapes On Sunday, Surprising Loved Ones

In a baffling turn of events, Golden Square resident Barry Schmoot escaped his makeshift tomb on Sunday, astonishing friends and family. Smith, a part-time...

Bendigo Man Refuses to Drink Coffee. Townsfolk Declare Him a Witch

Bendigo locals claim to have discovered a suspected witch among them. The accused, 34-year-old man Gary Pritchard, committed the heinous crime of refusing to...

Smart Fridge Locks Out Owner after 3 am Snack Binge

In a fantastic display of technological sass, an intelligent fridge has out its owner for a late-night snack binge. Local man, Mike Reynolds, was...

Cambrian Patron Is Actually 3 Kids In A Trench Coat Pretending To Be An Adult

A patron at the Cambrian Hotel, who goes by the name of "Jeff," has been exposed as three children in a trench coat pretending...

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