Tag: Drinking
“I’m Doing Dry July,” Says Man Clearly Off His Tits
In a stunning display of extroversion, witnesses at The Rifle confirmed Chad Mackenzie, who claims he hasn't had a drink since June 30, was...
Huntly Residents Reassured Their Water Is Still Less Shit Than The Yarra
Huntly residents have been reassured that while their tap water may resemble a strong Earl Grey, it remains "technically less shit" than Melbourne's Yarra...
Water You Waiting For? Bendigo Creek Beer Hits The Market
Hops & Dreams Brewing Co.'s latest release, Bendigo Creek Beer, isn't just a drink—it's a tribute to the iconic Bendigo Creek. This brew boldly...
Bendigo Coffee Shops Replace The Flat White With The ‘Flat Caucasian’
The humble Flat White has become the latest casualty in Bendigo's troubling coffee culture war as local shops ditch the beloved Flat White in...
Hargreaves Mall Named Best Place For Doing Coke
A survey asked over 5,000 "Cokeheads" nationwide to rate their favourite locations for Coke. Hargreaves Mall topped the list, surpassing cars, rooftop bars, and workplaces.
Caffeine Catastrophe: Office Riot Erupts as Coffee Machine Takes Unplanned Sick Leave
A bustling workplace in Bendigo was thrown into disarray as their beloved DeLonghi coffee machine, affectionately known as "Beanzilla," unexpectedly went on sick leave,...
