In a groundbreaking study conducted by The Bendigo Standard that is sure to redefine the meaning of romance, researchers have found that the most successful Valentine’s Day gifts are, in fact, just a pair of noise-cancelling headphones.
Forget chocolates, flowers, or heartfelt cards – turns out, all your significant other really wants is the sweet sound of silence.
The study concluded that the ability to drown out the noise of everyday life ranked higher than any grand romantic gesture. “Nothing says ‘I love you’ quite like the gift of uninterrupted tranquillity,” said lead researcher Dr Hush McSerious.
So this Valentine’s Day, ditch the fancy dinners and serenades and opt for the gift of blissful silence – because nothing says commitment like tuning out the world together.
