Marong man Gavin McGronk died in his sleep last night after drowning in his wife's collection of throw pillows. Emergency services are still trying to find the man. Witnesses believe the number of throw pillows on the bed at the time was in the low...
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A couple of local The Block fans (or 'blockheads') are planning to undergo their first bathroom renovation just in time for Christmas after acknowledging they have never even fixed a running toilet. "We learned all we need from watching The Block. Scott Cam is our...
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A gruelling 11-hour marathon operation carried out by 5 leading surgeons in Melbourne has seen the first ever successful removal of a clingy girlfriend from her partner. Emily Murphy from Kangaroo Flat was removed from her boyfriend Brad Garrison from Long Gully earlier this morning...
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"I just discovered the unfollow button, when did Facebook add that?" Epiphany Long said upon hearing the news. One of Bendigo's most popular Facebook page has almost 40,000 members. It's still more than Nauru at 14,000. Bendigo Have Your Say has a policy where anything...
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A new study released this week has shown that first-borns are safer drivers than their siblings. A year-long investigation by The Bendigo Standard shows younger siblings are more likely to drive like idiots and not know how to drive a manual. They are most likely to...
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A local man who bought his first Weber BBQ has expressed his excitement to his work colleagues, family and friends. Callum Irwin from Epsom couldn't wait to take photos of his 'baby', he accidentally put his steak on the grill too prematurely and snapped a...
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As Bendigo is enduring another insane summer, a Kangaroo Flat man is annoyed his partner keeps sleeping under the blankets with the air on. "Last night I got in trouble for turning the air off" said Frank Kalk. He said to his partner "I'm not...
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Last weekend Strathfieldsaye woman Kaley McBall became the first person to marry a fountain. It's not just any fountain, it's the famous Alexandra Fountain, a tourist attraction in the middle of Bendigo featured in hundreds, if not thousands of postcards, Tshirts and snow globes. It...
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Bendigo's Oldest Cat Draco Meowfoy has passed away today at the ripe old age of 25. His owners Greg and Dianne McCawley from Huntly said "My parents let me adopt him back in 1998 from the RSPCA when he was 4 years old. I named him...
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Every day for the past 13 years, Max Johnson has been struggling with toilet issues. The father of 3 from Strath Heights told his wife he is sick of being told which room in their house is ok to poop in. "All I want is...
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