Nauseatingly Insufferable Couple Pose In Front Of The Bendigo Sign
An annoyingly happy couple was spotted in front of the Bendigo sign in Rosalind Park today not realising how infuriatingly...
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Shazza Falls In Love With Braxton Doing A Fully Sick Burnout In The Long Gully IGA Car Park
Bendigo local Shazza Bacardi first noticed her true love Braxton at the Long Gully car park. He was wearing tight...
Long Gully Man Has Hard Time Convincing Friends He Doesn’t Carry Weed
"Just because I have dreads and I'm from Long Gully doesn't mean I have weed," says Shooter Marley. "I grow...
60 Christmas Conversation Starters
We've finished off Nan's Pav, unbuttoned our belts and slid down on our seat a little. Use these conversation starters...
Person Goes To Mickey Mouse Hill For The View
"Used to root there. Used to root there. Got a root in that pit. Snogged on behind that bush. So...
Father Of Three Asks, “Is It Wednesday?”
"I could have sworn it was no later than Thursday," said Guy Bush, 32, of Huntly. In a scene familiar...
Local Man Celebrates Valentines Day By Getting The Bathroom To Himself
A local man is celebrating Valentines Day by taking his first solo poo. "I finally got the toilet to myself...
Local Man Drowns In His Sleep From His Wife’s Throw Pillows
Marong man Gavin McGronk died in his sleep last night after drowning in his wife's collection of throw pillows. Emergency...
Couple Named Jett and Bec Reckons They Could Do Home Reno’s After Watching The Block
A couple of local The Block fans (or 'blockheads') are planning to undergo their first bathroom renovation just in time...
Local Woman Discovers She Can Leave Bendigo Have Your Say Anytime She Wants
"I just discovered the unfollow button, when did Facebook add that?" Epiphany Long said upon hearing the news. One of...
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