Local Gen-Xer Terry Thompson has realised that a pension awaits him in a mere two decades. Witnesses report the earth-shattering moment when Terry, gripped...
In a move that will make all the grandkids raise their eyebrows, the Bendigo Community Health Service has generously distributed free condoms to local...
In an astonishing display of ingenuity, local man David Thompson has hatched an audacious plan to avoid attending his own wedding by deliberately contracting...
Eaglehawk Resident Jessica Thompson tied the knot with her phone yesterday, aptly named "Alex". Thompson proudly declared that her electronic soulmate was the only...
In a groundbreaking discovery that has sent shockwaves through the bedding world, Kangaroo Flat's Sharon Smithington realized that fitted sheets are not designed to...
In what can only be described as a groundbreaking achievement, Maiden Gully woman Sarah Jefferson has reportedly reminded her husband for the 50 millionth...
Last night, local husband, Braxton, announced to his wife that the pan was still soaking. This news has sent shockwaves throughout the household, leaving...
Neighbours reported hearing a gunshot overnight. The sound confirms that Bob Felton from number 32 is sneezing his head off.
The sound could be heard...
