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Eaglehawk Theatre Company to Present: Twelfth Night on the Piss
Man Jumps on Richmond Bandwagon As They’re Not As Crap Now
First Bendigonian Travels To Sun At Night
20 Bangers To Play On Your Way To Fight Your Mobile Phone Driving Charge In Court
Napier St Upgrade Documentary “What The F**k Is Taking So Long?” Coming To Netflix
Anakin Skywalker Declares Coronavirus Is “Not Podracing”
Spider-Man Fan Says He Would Avenge His Uncle’s Death, But Not That Creepy One
Man Goes Camping, Hopes World Is Destroyed While Away
Sovereign Hill Historical Reenactor Devastated to Learn That World Has Moved on From Bowler Hats
Supermarket’s New Milk Pricing Policy Sent to Encourage Consumers to Shoot the Baby Themselves
Man Who Married Horse Saddles Up As Jerry Springer’s Pallbearer
NASA to Investigate Stickiness of Tap House Carpet
L Plater Drives Car Into Lake Weeroona Doing Bird Box Challenge
Hey Kids! Here’s Some Fun Activities For You
Coles Implements A Slow Checkout Lane for Those Who Enjoy a Good Chat
Local Man Celebrates Valentines Day By Getting The Bathroom To Himself
Bendigo Decides God is Vengeful
Marketplace Offers Insensitive Santa For Naughty Kids
Man Puts All Bins Out in Hope One of Them is Right
Local Woman Drops Phone In Lake Weeroona. Turtles Unimpressed by iPhone 14
Mum Swaps Son’s Room for Grandma; Kid’s World Crumbles
Kangaroo Flat Residents Demand More Pedestrian Lights Across High Street
Bendigo Man Finishes Everything On Netflix
Poo Evacuates New Kangaroo Flat Pool
Long Gully Man Has Hard Time Convincing Friends He Doesn’t Carry Weed
Coles Busker Added To Groovin The Moo Line Up
Galactic Empire Celebrates Star Wars Day by Blowing Up Bendigo
Elephant At Melbourne Zoo Diagnosed With Peanut Allergy
Man Drives Like A Moron Hoping He Ends Up On Highway Patrol
Kid Declares There’s Nothing To Eat While Staring At A Full Fridge
Hipsters March for Peace
Bendigo Bank Rolls Out Man Flu Leave
Festivalgoers Swear They Can’t Feel Bass Even Though Stage Is 2 Metres Away
Local Legend At Aquatic Centre Performs Belly Flop
Bendigo Bank Christmas Party Runs Out of Mistletoe; Forced to Settle for Handshakes
Blissfully Ignorant Parents-to-Be Fantasize About The Magical World of Parenthood
Melbourne Has Trams Now Too
Local Man Buys Mop From Bunnings To Clean Up Lib Spill
“Can Anyone Smell Weed Around Pall Mall?” Locals Demand Answers
VicRoads Asks Public To Finish The Napier St Roadworks
Local Man Claims Yowie Sighting, Turns Out to Be Hairy Neighbour Taking Out the Trash
Dad’s Sneeze Sounds Like The Hulk Escaping A Vacuum Cleaner
Bendigo’s first pro lotto player
Roast Chicken Too Big To Fit In Organics Bin
Bendigo Airport To Utilise Pall Mall As Emergency Landing Strip
Bendigo Standard Runs Out of News, Publishes Satirical News Article Instead
V/Line Unveils “Awkward Silence” Carriage for Dad Joke Aficionados
5 Toilet Paper Replacements That Work And 5 That Don’t
Ballarat Santa’s Confess They Hate Your Kids
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