Write your headline below (max 15 words) and we will take care of the rest.
Submitting your headline does not guarantee we will use it. It just means you’re saying “Hey, I have an idea for a story, what do you think?”.
- Trolling and personal attacks on members of the community will go into the burn pile. We want to keep this fun for everyone.
- Every article submission is anonymous.
- We can’t guarantee to use every idea or when the article will be published.
- We may even modify the heading slightly to help us make it as funny as possible.