Tag: Coles
Coles To Only Play ‘Mariah Carey’ On Repeat For The Next 8 Weeks
It’s that time to deck the halls... again, when Mariah Carey appears in your Spotify playlist.
“Mariah’s voice represents the spirit of Christmas - high-pitched,...
Local Bravely Chooses Self-Serve Checkout Despite Knowing Full Well They’ll Need Assistance
In an act of courageous optimism and misplaced confidence, local woman Jessica Harnett, 34, made the heroic decision last night to approach the self-checkout...
Bendigo Coles Replaces Groceries With 5000 Self-Serve Checkouts to Enhance Shopping Experience
In a groundbreaking move to revolutionise the retail industry, Coles in Bendigo announced that it will replace all grocery items with 5000 new self-serve...
Taylor Swift Unveils Newest Persona: ‘Ted Swifton,’ Coles Busker
In a shocking twist that has left fans scratching their heads, Taylor Swift has introduced her latest alter ego – meet 'Ted Swifton,' the...
Coles Busker Wins Grammy
In an unexpected turn of events, Bendigo's very own Coles busker has clinched a Grammy Award for "Best Album That Shoppers Half-Heard While Searching...
Bendigo Bank Christmas Party Runs Out of Mistletoe; Forced to Settle for Handshakes
The Bendigo Bank Christmas party planning committee was left scrambling for alternatives when their mistletoe supply ran out. Witnesses reported panic among attendees as...
