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Shazza Falls for Braxton’s Sick Burnout In IGA Car Park

Relationships
Shazza has fallen head over heels in the Eaglehawk IGA car park, where the roar of a 1988 VL Commodore and the unmistakable strains...

Man Avoids Eye Contact with Charity Collector At The Fountain

Local News
Local man Jeremy Wilkins has reportedly managed to stop at the Alexandra Fountain and not make eye contact with a charity collector. Eyewitnesses to the...

Local Car Thief Shocked to Discover Stolen Vehicle Comes with Unpaid Parking Tickets

Law & Order
In a stunning turn of events, local car thief Jake Mildew was reportedly dumbfounded to find a stack of unpaid parking tickets in the...

Finding A Car Park Underground At Bendigo Marketplace Officially Declared A Blood Sport

Local News
In a shocking turn of events, parking underground at the Bendigo Marketplace has evolved from a mundane activity into a full-fledged blood sport, leaving...

Bendigo TAFE Unveils Certificate 2 in Car Theft

Local News
Bendigo TAFE has introduced a cutting-edge Certificate 2 in Vehicle Theft, proving that education can truly open doors – car doors, that is. The...

Elon Musk Set To Test Cybertruck’s Bulletproof Armour With A Drive Through Hargreaves Mall

Local News
Elon Musk has announced his daring plan to put the bulletproof armour of his beloved Cybertruck to the ultimate test – a leisurely cruise...

Bendigo’s Oldest Pothole Nominated for State Heritage Listing

Local News
Bendigo's oldest and most treacherous pothole has been nominated for state heritage listing. The pothole, estimated to have formed during the last Ice Age, has...

Locals Resort to Selling Organs As Fuel Prices Soar

Local News
In a shocking turn of events, Bendigo locals have discovered a revolutionary solution to the ever-increasing fuel prices: selling their organs on the black...

Locals Resort to Selling Organs As Fuel Prices Soar

Local News
In a shocking turn of events, Bendigo locals have discovered a revolutionary solution to the ever-increasing fuel prices: selling their organs on the black...

Jumper Cables Missing, Police Have No Leads

Law & Order
Bendigo Police are scratching their heads as they investigate the mysterious disappearance of a pair of jumper cables. The report arrived early yesterday morning...
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