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Council Shocked to Discover Huntly Residents Prefer Dry Homes Over Spontaneous Waterfront Living

Local News
In a stunning display of obliviousness that rivals a toddler eating spaghetti in a white dress, the Bendigo Council has expressed bewilderment at the...

Bendigo Council Votes To Rename Huntly to Moist

Politics
Bendigo City Council has announced that it will rename the suburb of Huntly "Moist." "We are excited to announce that we are changing the name...

Huntly Man Brags About Never Seeing Game Of Thrones

Local News
Everyone wants you to watch their favourite TV show and literally won't shut up about it until you do. Huntly man Guy Sunbury can relate...

Bendigo Is Horny For Roadworks

Local News
It's a known fact that Bendigo loves their roadworks so much in a supermodel or South Australian Firefighter Calendar kinda way. But lately, it been...

Local Cows Respond By Cooking Deconstructed Human Sausages

Food & Drink
Upon hearing earlier reports of a deconstructed Sausage Sizzle at Bunnings, local cow Norman Cowsly from Huntly was not amoosed. He has taken it...

VicRoads Asks Public To Finish The Napier St Roadworks

Local News
Vic Roads are appealing for the general public's  help to finish the Napier Street roadworks while the road workers are on their Christmas holidays. Dominic...

Moron Gets Stuck In House Of Mirrors

Local News
Huntly man Lance Richter, was trapped in the House of Mirrors in Rosalind Park for 5 hours yesterday. The 62-year-old father of 2 was...

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