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Bendigo Overtakes Mount Thomas As The Crime Capital of Victoria

Bendigo has officially overtaken Mount Thomas as Victoria's crime capital. The announcement came after a recent crime report revealed that Bendigo had surged ahead...

Local Car Thief Shocked to Discover Stolen Vehicle Comes with Unpaid Parking Tickets

In a stunning turn of events, local car thief Jake Mildew was reportedly dumbfounded to find a stack of unpaid parking tickets in the...

Pizza Hut Sign Elevates Itself To Heritage Status After Graffiti Makeover

Back in the olden days, Pizza Hut represented the golden age of Bendigo when dial-up internet and Spice Girls ruled. But thanks to a daring...

Bendigo TAFE Unveils Certificate 2 in Car Theft

Bendigo TAFE has introduced a cutting-edge Certificate 2 in Vehicle Theft, proving that education can truly open doors – car doors, that is. The...

20 Bangers To Play On Your Way To Fight Your Mobile Phone Driving Charge In Court

In the fast-paced world of legal battles, one thing can make or break your case: the perfect soundtrack. As you gear up to fight...

6-Year-Old Make-A-Wish Cop Nabs Own Parents

Timmy, a 6-year-old Make-A-Wish recipient, riding shotgun with veteran cop Mick McCrann, caught his parents using a phone while driving. The pint-sized officer wasted no...

Primary School Wink Murder Game Turns Deadly. Parents Push for “Rock, Paper, Scissors”

What was meant to be a harmless game of Wink Murder at a local primary school quickly spiralled out of control, resulting in a...

Jumper Cables Missing, Police Have No Leads

Bendigo Police are scratching their heads as they investigate the mysterious disappearance of a pair of jumper cables. The report arrived early yesterday morning...

New Law Court’s Mime Courtroom Handles Cases in Complete Silence

In a groundbreaking legal experiment, the Bendigo Law Courts have unveiled their new mime courtroom. Designed to tackle the city's growing backlog of criminal...

Man Drives Like A Moron Hoping He Ends Up On Highway Patrol

In a desperate attempt to achieve his life-long dream of becoming a TV star, 27-year-old Tim Grimes has been driving like a complete idiot...

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