Bendigo Café Charges Extra If You Pronounce ‘Croissant’ In A Wanky Way
A local café has introduced a controversial new surcharge aimed at curbing what staff describe as “linguistic wankery” from customers ...
Tag: coffee
Bendigo Coffee Shops Replace The Flat White With The ‘Flat Caucasian’
The humble Flat White has become the latest casualty in Bendigo's troubling coffee culture war as local shops ditch the ...
Bendigo’s Newest Café Proudly Serves Coffee That’s Almost as Good as Melbourne’s
Bendigo's newest café, "Second Best Brew," has opened its doors with the audacious claim of serving coffee that's "almost as ...
Caffeine Catastrophe: Office Riot Erupts as Coffee Machine Takes Unplanned Sick Leave
A bustling workplace in Bendigo was thrown into disarray as their beloved DeLonghi coffee machine, affectionately known as "Beanzilla," unexpectedly ...
Bendigo Health Introduces “Coffee IV Drips” for Caffeine Enthusiasts
Bendigo Health has proudly rolled out its latest wellness venture: the revolutionary "Coffee IV Drips." Who needs traditional methods of ...
Bendigo Breaks Silence on Alien Abduction Phenomenon – Turns Out They Just Want Good Coffee
Locals have finally spilled the space beans on the mysterious alien abduction encounters that have perplexed the town for years. ...
Local Hipster Claims His Moustache Is a Registered Therapy Animal
Local hipster, Dash Hawthorne, announced yesterday that his moustache, fondly named "Whiskers," is now a registered therapy animal. The 29-year-old ...
Castlemaine Plans Monumental Hipster Statue
In an audacious attempt to outdo Dadswell's Bridge's beloved Giant Koala, Castlemaine has announced plans for a monumental Hipster statue. ...
Bendigo Man Refuses to Drink Coffee. Townsfolk Declare Him a Witch
Bendigo locals claim to have discovered a suspected witch among them. The accused, 34-year-old man Gary Pritchard, committed the heinous ...
Study Reveals Bendigo Has More Cafés Than People
In a groundbreaking study by the Institute for Absurd Statistics (IAS), researchers have unveiled that Bendigo now has more cafés ...
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