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Santa To Get Police Escort Through Long Gully
Local Legend At Aquatic Centre Performs Belly Flop
20 People Injured From Leaning On Shovels At Napier St Roadworks Working Bee
Scientists Successfully Capture the Sound Of An Ant Farting
Even Shit Babies Proven To Be Cute
Chinese Dragons To Be Sewn Together Into A ‘Dragon Centipede’ For Easter Festival
Woman Looses Hair Tie. Keeps Partying. YOLO.
Lisa Chesters’ White Shirt Channels Barbie in Red Jacket Laundry Mishap
BREAKING! Keys Missing 3 Days Ago Found On Kitchen Bench
Kangaroo Flat Man Has Zero Idea About Napier St Roadworks
Local Car Thief Shocked to Discover Stolen Vehicle Comes with Unpaid Parking Tickets
Shazza Falls In Love With Braxton Doing A Fully Sick Burnout In The Long Gully IGA Car Park
Local Man’s Saturday Night Out, Dependant On Selling The Drone He Got For Christmas
Hipsters March for Peace
Our Guide On What To Do This New Year’s Eve
La Trobe Computer Science Department Creates AI That Feels Guilt, Promptly Apologizes for Existence
World’s First Butthole Transplant A Success After Man Eats 50 KFC Wicked Wings
Channel 10 Begins Filming I’m From Bong Gully… Get Me Out Of Here ya ****!
Pizza Guy Is Probably High
Local Woman Is 100% Sure The Discman In Cashies Is Hers
Construction Begins On Napier St Mosque
Local Man Buys Mop From Bunnings To Clean Up Lib Spill
Local Man Celebrates 40th Swap Meet But Still Knows Bugger All About Cars
Milk Prices Set to Soar: Industry Insider Says
Struggle To Sell Creepy Bookends
Local Stops Training For Beach Body To Work On Lake Eppalock Body Instead
Tourist Accidentally Books Tickets For Oprah, Not Opera
Santa Financially Stricken
Council Shocked to Discover Huntly Residents Prefer Dry Homes Over Spontaneous Waterfront Living
Bendigo TattsLotto Winner Decides To Fix Hargreaves Mall Himself
AFL Suggests Putting Zip Ties On Your Helmet To Prevent Magpie Attacks During Finals
Man Who Counts Sheep For A Living Falls Asleep on the Job
45-Year-Old Discovers Age Pension Is Actually 22 Years Away, not 20 Years Away As First Thought
Rod Fyffe’s Hair Receives Heritage Listing
V/Line Unveils “Awkward Silence” Carriage for Dad Joke Aficionados
The Real Housewives Of Strathfieldsaye Begins Filming
Man ln Intensive Care After Refusing To Stop Saying ‘Nice Garry’ At The MCG
Coles Busker Wins Grammy
Strath Dad Anticipates Another Damn Lynx Africa Gift Set For Christmas
Giant Marilyn Monroe Statue to be Replaced by Giant Ice Addict
Local Soccer Player “Injured” After Partner Suggests Visiting The In-Laws
Y2K Doomsdayer Emerges To Find World Rebuilding
Bunnings To Put The Bizzle In Deconstructed Sausage Sizzles
Exclusive Interview with Santa: He’s Just Claude with Excellent PR
Smaug the Dragon Takes Centre Stage as Dai Gum Loong Bows Out at Easter Fair
Maiden Gully Family Books Accommodation For 2020 Easter Festival
Lansell Square Gym Buffs Feel The Burn In Epic Battle Against Daniel’s Donuts
Local Man Gets Life Advice From A Maccas French Fry Giving A Thumbs Up
Pizza ATM Opens At Latrobe Uni
Local Hero Finishes The Rifle’s 100 Pint Club. “He’s Only 1 Man” Says Patron
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Local Cows Respond By Cooking Deconstructed Human Sausages
Food & Drink
12 January 2019
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Upon hearing earlier reports of a deconstructed Sausage Sizzle at Bunnings, local cow Norman Cowsly from Huntly was not amoosed. He has taken it...
Bunnings To Put The Bizzle In Deconstructed Sausage Sizzles
Food & Drink
12 January 2019
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The Saturday morning tradition of a Bunnings snag is about to become much easier. From today Bunnings will show its support to local community...
Lynx Releases Smell Of Bendigo Creek
Local News
6 January 2019
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Lynx has announced today a partnership with Bendigo Tourism. Lynx will bottle the smell of the Bendigo creek as part of "The Smell of...
TAFE To Offer Course On How To Eat A Bunnings Snag
Food & Drink
15 November 2018
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Bendigo TAFE announced today it will be running a course on Bunnings Snags Etiquette. The course comes in the wake of a man slipping on...
Local Man Buys Mop From Bunnings To Clean Up Lib Spill
National News
24 August 2018
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Local man Bob Jacobs from Eaglehawk announced on social media he got a deal on some mops to help clean up the Lib Spill....
Local Man Angry There’s No Bunnings In Eaglehawk
Local News
17 August 2018
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Local man is literally spewing after receiving a letter from Bunnings. He is angry there are no plans to build a Bunnings in Eaglehawk. Jim...
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