Fast Food

Local Residents Rejoice As White Hills Secures $3 Million Investment In A Fast Food Mecca

City of Greater Bendigo has unveiled plans for a cutting-edge $3 million fast food precinct in the prestigious suburb of White Hills. "We've analyzed the...

Maccas’ Chocolate Soft Serve Looks Like A Poo

The latest addition to the McDonald's dessert menu has Bendigo residents questioning whether they're about to indulge in a sweet treat or embark on...

Bendigo Man Loses 85 Kilos On The “CSIRO Lazy Moes Diet”

Weight loss is simple. Eat less, exercise more, and voilà: The pounds melt away. Unfortunately, it's not always that easy. Fortunately, a local man...

Uber Eats Now Allow Users to Raid Their Neighbours’ Fridge

In an astonishing leap towards culinary convenience, Uber Eats is rolling out a revolutionary update that lets users raid their neighbours' fridges from the...

Kangaroo Flat Resident Concerned The New Epsom KFC Might Ruin His Culinary Standards

People of Epsom rejoiced this week after KFC opened its doors. Now, locals can't help but wonder if their KFC is ready for the intense...

Local Family Attempts Unprecedented 253rd Consecutive Taco Tuesday, Daring to Keep Tradition Alive

The Stewart family from Maiden Gully are daring to host an unprecedented 253rd consecutive Taco Tuesday tonight. Despite concerns from health experts, the Stewarts...

Local Man Entombed In Fridge On Friday Escapes On Sunday, Surprising Loved Ones

In a baffling turn of events, Golden Square resident Barry Schmoot escaped his makeshift tomb on Sunday, astonishing friends and family. Smith, a part-time...

Holy Shit! Macca’s Frozen Coke Machine Actually Works

McDonald’s customers were left shocked after discovering the fast food giant’s frozen Coke machine was working properly. Shaarn Gibbs pulled into the Kangaroo Flat Maccas...

Uber Eats Driver Eats Customer’s Order To Prove Point on Unsanitary Working Conditions

In a bold and courageous demonstration of the unsafe working conditions faced by Uber Eats drivers, local Uber Driver Mark Fraggle, chowed down on...

Man Celebrates 40th Birthday At Strath Village Maccas

Local man, Jerry Harrison, has taken birthday celebrations to a whole new level by booking the party room at Strath Village McDonald's for his...

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