Cyclist Admits He’s Just in It for the Lycra, Not the Cardio
A Kangaroo Flat man has finally admitted what most of his neighbours suspected all along: he didn’t take up cycling ...
Tag: Fashion
Showgrounds Market Vendor Totally Claims She Invented The Bucket Hat, Like, For Real
In a stunning revelation that has shocked precisely four people at the Bendigo Showgrounds Market, a local stallholder named Makenzee ...
Stallholder Declares Herself Inventor of the Bucket Hat
In a stunning revelation that has shocked precisely four people at the Bendigo Showgrounds Market, a local stallholder named Makenzee ...
Nudists Declare War on Winter By Wearing Socks Only
In a bold attempt to combat the unseasonably cold weather, several dedicated nudists in Bendigo have been spotted wearing nothing ...
Local Bloke Convinced Mate’s Shirt is Straight Outta Tarocash
Eaglehawk man Barry "Bazza" Jeffers has caused his mates ripples of disbelief and confusion by confidently asserting that his friend ...
Railway Station Declares Independence, Demands Recognition as Micronation of Eshaylandia
Bendigo Railway Station declared itself an independent micronation today, proudly dubbing its newfound sovereignty "Eshaylandia." The newly self-proclaimed nation has ...
Lisa Chesters’ White Shirt Channels Barbie in Red Jacket Laundry Mishap
Local MP Lisa Chesters' iconic red jacket that has graced the hallowed halls of political power and local cafes found ...
Bendi-Con Cosplayer Dressed As Doctor Manhattan Told To Chuck Pants On
Bendigo Comic-Con organisers were in a rush to reassure visitors after noted cosplayer William Dangles was arrested by police for ...
Bendigo Brewery Develops Beer That Doubles as Beard Oil
In a stroke of genius with local hipsters stroking their beards in delight, a Bendigo brewery unveiled its latest creation: ...
Sovereign Hill Historical Reenactor Devastated to Learn That World Has Moved on From Bowler Hats
A Sovereign Hill employee has been left devastated and disoriented upon discovering that the bowler hat, once the pinnacle of ...
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