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New Study Shows That 100% of People Who Exercise Regularly Will Eventually Die
Locals Disappointed There’s No Hoverboards In The Garden Of The Future
Wordle today: Here’s The Answer And Hints
Man Found Living In The Rosalind Park Kaleidoscope, Claims He’s Just Another Reflection
Local Man’s Inability to Parallel Park Now Considered a Tourist Attraction
From the Archives: Marriage Equality Complaint Letter
Local Vegan Cafe Sells Grass Clippings As Lemongrass
5-Year-Old Goes To The Hostabul To Get Tonsils Wemoved
Talking Tram Takes A Vow Of Silence
Local Man Ditches Mates To Watch Tim Cahill’s Last Game On A Superior Screen
Bendigo Fun Runners Finish Three Weeks Later Due to Excessive Sightseeing
Bendigo To Host John-Jacob Jingleheimer-Schmidt Convention
Elon Musk Set To Test Cybertruck’s Bulletproof Armour With A Drive Through Hargreaves Mall
Wacky Waving Inflatable Tube Guy Sits In Bendigo Council Meeting
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Bendigo Council Ask Taylor Swift Fans To Fix Roads In Exchange For Eras Tickets
Golden Square Man Looks For Positives in Girlfriend Moving In With Him
Local Sperm Cell Reveals How It Bought It’s First Investment Property
Council Shuts Down 6 Year Old’s Marijuana Stand For Not Having A Permit
Amazon Echo Said It Heard Everything, And It’s Telling Mum
Locals Resort to Selling Organs As Fuel Prices Soar
Local Man Angry Santa Didn’t Deliver Torque Wrench With Bike
City Of Greater Bendigo To Introduce 7 New Wheelie Bins
Bendigo Residents Brace for Trashpocalypse as Bin Night Goes Fortnightly
Crate Man Announced As The Next Bachelor
Dragon Museum Launches Mother-In-Law Expo
Marong Plans To Move Entire Town 2 Metres To The Left; Feng Shui Master Consulted
“Long Gully’s Not That Bad” says person who lives there
Local Teacher Turns Hangover Into ‘Heads Down Thumbs Up’ Triumph
Mum Jeans Store Opens In Bendigo
29 Year Old Potter Fan Still Waiting For Letter From Hogwarts
Bendigo Mallrats Arrested For Being Polite
Summernats Burnout King Is Eaglehawk Citizen Of The Year
Powercor Apologises for Swamp Ass
Bendigo Powerball Winner Buys Long Gully
Local Apprentice Questions Naming of Blues And Roots Festival
Coles Busker Added To Groovin The Moo Line Up
60 Christmas Conversation Starters
City Sends Well Wishes To Woman Quitting Facebook
Eaglehawk Family Angry Only Yellow Zooper Doopers Are Left
Bendigo Standard to merge with Bendigo Have Your Say
“Toddler Buying Beach Shovel And Bucket Is A Hitman” Says Toyworld Employee
Meteorologist Suggests The Weather Needs To Sort It’s Crap Out
Groovin The Moo: Old Man Tries to Look Cool Wearing Stupid Red Hat
Mature Age Student Excited By Lozenge in Gift Bag
Anakin Skywalker Declares Coronavirus Is “Not Podracing”
Dad Tells Kids The Animals On Old Bondi Vet Episodes Are Dead Now
Jenny’s ELC Introduces New Cage Fighting Curriculum
City With Violence Problem Cool With Boxing Match
Tokyo Olympics’ Outdoor Swimming Venue Smells Like Bendigo Creek
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Castlemaine Plans Monumental Hipster Statue
Food & Drink
10 May 2023
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In an audacious attempt to outdo Dadswell's Bridge's beloved Giant Koala, Castlemaine has announced plans for a monumental Hipster statue. The proposed statue, dubbed "The...
Study Finds 7 Out of 10 Bendigo Dogs Prefer Craft Beer to Tap Water
Food & Drink
5 April 2023
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A recent study confirmed that 70% of Bendigo dogs have a refined taste for craft beer over mundane tap water. This ground-breaking study was...
Cambrian Patron Is Actually 3 Kids In A Trench Coat Pretending To Be An Adult
Law & Order
19 January 2023
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A patron at the Cambrian Hotel, who goes by the name of "Jeff," has been exposed as three children in a trench coat pretending...
Local Hero Finishes The Rifle’s 100 Pint Club. “He’s Only 1 Man” Says Patron
Food & Drink
8 February 2022
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The word hero gets thrown around willy-nilly a lot lately. But local legend Bill Wheeler has done the imaginable and added his name to...
Moama Man Drives To Dubbo Dan Murphy’s After Being Denied Entry To Echuca
National News
9 July 2020
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A Moama man has been denied entry into Victoria today under new border controls. Desperate Moama man Callum McCallum was trying to get to...
WA expat discovers Emu Export at Dan Murphy’s
Food & Drink
14 May 2019
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A Western Australian expat had their week made after discovering Emu Export at Dan Murphy's. Jeremy Pivot posted a selfie of him with the cartons...
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