Long Gully

Cocaine Drop Bear Spotted On The O’Keefe Rail Trail

Yesterday, a group of hikers stumbled upon a cocaine drop bear while on the O'Keefe Rail Trail. According to eyewitnesses, the bear was seen...

Long Gully Splash Park To Sell ‘Lemonade’

Bendigo Council announced plans to sell lemonade made from recycled water to reduce waste and cut costs.According to the park manager, John Smith, the...

Long Gully Splash Park Doubles As A Urine Recycling Centre

The Long Gully Splash Park has been secretly doubling as a urine recycling centre in a move that shocked and impressed residents.According to park...

Shazza Falls In Love With Braxton Doing A Fully Sick Burnout In The Long Gully IGA Car Park

Bendigo local Shazza Bacardi first noticed her true love Braxton at the Long Gully car park. He was wearing tight jeans with a flannelette...

Long Gully Man Has Hard Time Convincing Friends He Doesn’t Carry Weed

"Just because I have dreads and I'm from Long Gully doesn't mean I have weed," says Shooter Marley.  "I grow celery in my backyard," Mr...

Long Gully Man Completes Flight To Space In A Rocket Bong

When he was 5, Dagger Jones dreamed about going into space. This week his dream came true when he and his crew went into...

Channel 10 Begins Filming I’m From Bong Gully… Get Me Out Of Here ya ****!

Channel 10 have announced they have begun filming "I'm From Bong Gully... Get Me Out Of Here ya ****". The show will feature 16...

Bendigo Powerball Winner Buys Long Gully

The winner of last Thursday's $30 million Powerball has come to an agreement with Bendigo Council to buy Bendigo's bogan Bronx aka Long Gully...

Groundbreaking Surgery Removes Clingy Girlfriend From Boyfriend

A gruelling 11-hour marathon operation carried out by 5 leading surgeons in Melbourne has seen the first ever successful removal of a clingy girlfriend...

Couple Names First Child Bong Gully

A local couple who lived in Long Gully for 9 years has paid tribute to the suburb by naming their first child: Bong Gully. "We...

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