Rosalind Park Bats Demand Relocation of Bendigo Humans
In a surprising turn of events, the notoriously elusive bats of Rosalind Park have issued a formal demand for the ...
Tag: Long Gully
Long Gully Hoons Revolutionise Charity With Sick Skids for Sick Kids
In an effort to revolutionize charity work, a group of the world's most elite and unparalleled Long Gully hoons have ...
Shazza Falls for Braxton’s Sick Burnout In IGA Car Park
Shazza has fallen head over heels in the Eaglehawk IGA car park, where the roar of a 1988 VL Commodore ...
Miracle Baby Born At Long Gully Splash Park
Long Gully Splash Park can now add "maternity ward" to its impressive list of features. In an incident that can ...
Bendigo Man’s Self-Esteem Soars: Believes He’s a Bendigo 5 But A Long Gully 9
In a case of extreme delusions of grandeur, local Bendigo man, Trent Thompson, has reportedly convinced himself that he is ...
Cocaine Drop Bear Spotted On The O’Keefe Rail Trail
Yesterday, a group of hikers stumbled upon a cocaine drop bear while on the O'Keefe Rail Trail. According to eyewitnesses, ...
Long Gully Splash Park To Sell ‘Lemonade’
Bendigo Council announced plans to sell lemonade made from recycled water to reduce waste and cut costs.According to the park ...
Long Gully Splash Park Doubles As A Urine Recycling Centre
The Long Gully Splash Park has been secretly doubling as a urine recycling centre in a move that shocked and ...
Long Gully Man Has Hard Time Convincing Friends He Doesn’t Carry Weed
"Just because I have dreads and I'm from Long Gully doesn't mean I have weed," says Shooter Marley. "I grow ...
Long Gully Man Completes Flight To Space In A Rocket Bong
When he was 5, Dagger Jones dreamed about going into space. This week his dream came true when he and ...
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