Here’s our guide to what the stars have in store for YOU!
♈ ARIES
March 21 to April 19
Aries (March 21 – April 19): Congratulations, Aries! This week, your impulsiveness reaches new heights. It’s almost impressive how you make decisions faster than your Wi-Fi can connect. Brace yourself for significant eye rolls from your friends as they try to keep up with your lightning-speed life choices.
Your lucky colour: Chartreuse.
♉ TAURUS
April 20 to May 20
This week, Taurus, your stubbornness is like a rock. It’s a shame that your ideas are as outdated as your taste in music. Maybe it’s time to embrace change and join the 21st century—just a thought.
Your lucky colour: Mustard Yellow.
♊ GEMINI
May 21 to June 20
Gemini, your indecisiveness is truly a marvel. It’s like watching someone try to choose between a hundred flavours of ice cream and end up with a celery stick. At least it’s healthy. Keep flip-flopping; maybe you’ll land on a stick decision one day.
Your lucky colour: Pea Green.
♋ CANCER
June 21 to July 22
Cancer, the stars advise you to let go of your emotional baggage this week. Maybe do a bit of cosmic decluttering—preferably with a bedazzled broom. And don’t forget, crying is just your body’s way of doing cardio. You’ll be emotionally fit in no time.
Your lucky colour: Beige.
♌ LEO
July 23 to August 22
Leos, your need for attention is like a black hole—constantly expanding and impossible to escape. Just remember, not everything needs to revolve around you. Try taking a backseat this week; it might do wonders for your humility.
Your lucky colour: Baby Poop Brown.
♍ VIRGO
August 23 to September 22
Virgo, your perfectionism is genuinely admirable if only it weren’t for the fact that you’re the only one who thinks folding toilet paper into origami swans is a necessary skill. Maybe loosen up a bit and embrace the chaos.
Your lucky colour: Olive Drab.
♎ LIBRA
September 23 to October 22
This week, Libra, your desire for balance reaches new heights. Unfortunately, the only thing you’re successfully balancing is your coffee on the table’s edge while your life teeters on the brink of chaos. Good luck with that juggling act!
Your favourite colour is Rust Orange.
♏ SCORPIO
October 23 to November 21
Scorpio, your mysterious aura is captivating—almost as beautiful as your ability to hold a grudge for decades. Maybe it’s time to let go of that resentment and channel your intensity into something more productive, like solving world hunger or learning to knit.
Your lucky colour: Battleship Gray.
♐ SAGITTARIUS
November 22 to December 21
Sagittarius, your wanderlust is genuinely commendable. Just remember, there’s a fine line between being adventurous and unable to commit to plans. Your friends suspect you might have a secret life as a nomadic hermit.
Your lucky colour: Faded Maroon.
♑ CAPRICORN
December 22 to January 19
Capricorn, your work ethic is truly unmatched. It’s a shame the same can’t be said for your ability to take a joke. Lighten up a bit this week; laughter is the best medicine, and you seem to need a prescription.
Your lucky colour: Mudpie Brown.
♒ AQUARIUS
January 20 to February 18
This week, Aquarius, your eccentricity knows no bounds. It’s almost like you’re from another planet—unfortunately, it’s a planet where common sense is an alien concept. Embrace your uniqueness, but maybe tone down the quirkiness a notch.
Your lucky colour: Soggy Beige.
♓ PISCES
February 19 to March 20
Pisces, your dreamy nature is truly enchanting. It’s a shame reality keeps crashing the party like an uninvited guest. Stay grounded this week; your head might be in the clouds, but your feet should remain firmly planted on the earth.
Your lucky colour: Smog Gray.
