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Toilet Discovered On Mickey Mouse Hill

An open-air toilet has been discovered on...

EPA Issues Warning On Using Public Toilets In The CBD

The EPA has issued a warning to...

Bendigo Mourns Abandoned Couch

Bendigo is in mourning today after a...

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Dog Drives Owner Home From Pub After Grand Final Win

The man and his best friend were out celebrating Geelong’s Grand Final win over the weekend. Ablett the Labrador, a first-time designated driver, drove his...

Cat Sells Dog On Bendigo Buy Swap & Sell

A Marong family have embarked on a search for their dog Vader, a four-year-old Pomeranian. The Clutch family came home to discover the Buy Swap...

Woman Burns Downs House After Spotting Spider

A family of twelve barely made it out of their California Gully home last night before it was engulfed in flames. Sharon Issacson saw a...

Cat Awakens From 2004 Christmas Food Coma

A local cat who fell into a food coma on Christmas Day 2004 has finally woken up. Mr Fuzzybuns from Long Gully fell asleep on...

Bendigo’s Oldest Cat Dies at 25 – That’s 117 In Cat Years!

Bendigo's Oldest Cat Draco Meowfoy has passed away today at the ripe old age of 25. His owners Greg and Dianne McCawley from Huntly said "My...

Local Cows Respond By Cooking Deconstructed Human Sausages

Upon hearing earlier reports of a deconstructed Sausage Sizzle at Bunnings, local cow Norman Cowsly from Huntly was not amoosed. He has taken it...

Local Man Robbed Of Single Use Bags From His Home

A local man was a victim of a daylight robbery at his home yesterday. Morgan Jamieson scrapped cat food into an empty single use Toy...

Local Man Donates Human Liver To Pig

In a world first, Bendigo's beloved celebrity pig Mr Oinks has successfully survived a 10 hour marathon liver transplant operation. When Mr Oinks' liver failed...

Woman Dissuades Couple From Buying a Chicken in Golden Square

“Oh, that is cheap,” says a man in Golden Square supermarket. The price reduced from $13.00 to $2.80. “It’s be here all day,” says a women...

UPF: “We Hate Puppies and Kittens”

United Patriots Front, a populist far-right street protest movement, announced on their Twitter feed last night they hate puppies and kittens. "Muslims are training cats...

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