Tag: Kids
Parents Book Daycare Spot For Their Baby That Doesn’t Exist Yet
In what experts are calling “a bold act of parental manifestation,” local couple Jess and Daniel Robertson have successfully booked a daycare spot for...
Mum Yells Every Other Siblings Name Before Yours
Mum has once again demonstrated her Olympic-level ability to shout the names of every single child in the family before eventually stumbling on yours,...
Book Week Horror: Mick Taylor Walks Into Primary School
A Year 4 student’s Mick Taylor Book Week costume has left teachers “deeply disturbed,” prompting staff at a local primary school to gently suggest...
“I accidentally Used Mum’s Fabric Scissors and Now The Cops Are Here”
A California Gully mum has issued an eleventh commandment: thou shalt not touch Mum's good fabric scissors. The sacred shears, rumoured to have been...
Emergency Services Called After Red Cordial Party Gets Out of Hand
Emergency services were stretched to their limits last night after a Facebook invite to an underage “Red Cordial Party” spiralled into what authorities are...
Mum Starts OnlyFans To Fund Son’s Obsession With Pokemon Cards
In a bold fusion of maternal devotion and internet entrepreneurship, Eaglehawk mum Traycee Brooker, 34, has launched an OnlyFans account to bankroll her son...
