In a meteorological revelation that has left even the most seasoned forecasters scratching their heads, weather guru Jane Bunn has confidently declared a groundbreaking prediction of a 100% chance of weather.
Residents are encouraged to brace themselves for an onslaught of atmospheric conditions, including the shocking possibility of temperatures fluctuating between hot and cold and the mind-boggling chance of precipitation. It’s a meteorological marvel that has left the community in awe and questioning their reliance on mere science.
In the meantime, citizens are advised to prepare for the event by locating their umbrellas, sunscreen, and gumboots.
