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Man Who Married Horse Saddles Up As Jerry Springer’s Pallbearer

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In a sad turn of events, the man who famously married his horse on "The Jerry Springer Show" has been chosen as a pallbearer...

Bluey Unveiled As Brisbane 2032 Olympics Mascots

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Because why not?? (Sorry, that's all I've got)

Scottish Vets Neuter Prime Possum

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"It's was a simple procedure," said Dr Chris from the hit BBC/ABC show Scottish Vets Down Under. "We mainly cut off the dangling bits." Prime...

Dan Andrews Reveals Ring Of Steel Is Just A Giant Egg Ring

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Victorian Premier Dan Andrews announced today that the ring of steel encasing Melbourne is actually a giant egg ring. "Victorians love their eggs in the...

Moama Man Drives To Dubbo Dan Murphy’s After Being Denied Entry To Echuca

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A Moama man has been denied entry into Victoria today under new border controls. Desperate Moama man Callum McCallum was trying to get to...

Melbourne Braces For Another Round Of Zoom Meetings

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"Oh yuck," said Derrick Mekong, 26, Melbourne. It's pretty bloody crap for a lot of people right now. "But back to Zoom. Man, that's like a...

Melbourne Replaces Ballarat As Victoria’s Least Liveable City

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"Do you want Coronavirus or frost? It's a tough choice," said Lindy Swan, 29, of no fixed address. The choice of where not to live...

Dome Sweet Dome. Elon Musk To Build Melbourne ‘Cyberdome’

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BREAKING - Elon Musk has agreed to build a giant stainless steel 'Cyberdome' to enclose Melbourne for the next 2 years to help combat...

Anakin Skywalker Declares Coronavirus Is “Not Podracing”

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Famed for his pilot role fighting the Sith during the Phantom Menace chapter in the Star Wars history books, Anakin Skywalker, 10, from a...

Father Of Three Asks, “Is It Wednesday?”

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"I could have sworn it was no later than Thursday," said Guy Bush, 32, of Huntly. In a scene familiar to households across the nation,...
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