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Bendigo Standard Investigates the Eye Thingy Fake News Stuff

“Nup. Not a clue who made it,” said Mike Elliott, Senior Editor of the Bendigo Standard. “I’ve not even seen the eye thingy story,” said...

Man Tells Yo Mamma Jokes For No Apparent Reason

“Yo mamma is so fat,” said Charles de Gaulle. “That when she gets in a car it looks like the air bags have gone...

From the Archives: Marriage Equality Complaint Letter

Dear Reader, Last year staff writer Luke Morris took it on himself to write a response to an anti-equality letter. The response was published online and...

Benexit Campaign Officially Launched

In the bowels of the Shamrock, or is it bowls – I keep getting those two mixed up (would it be bowls?) Bendigo's Concerned...

Supermarket’s New Milk Pricing Policy Sent to Encourage Consumers to Shoot the Baby Themselves

A leading supermarket chain is aiming to win praise for fixing a problem it helped create. In a shallow attempt at positive PR, the supermarket...

Young Indian Children Found Working in Bendigo Mine

Astounding scenes this week as children were seen fleeing a Bendigo mine where they had been forced to work. “It’s incomprehensible,” said Dr Henry Jones...

UPF: “We Hate Puppies and Kittens”

United Patriots Front, a populist far-right street protest movement, announced on their Twitter feed last night they hate puppies and kittens. "Muslims are training cats...

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