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Local man Baffled by Point of Signs along Roadside.

Local News
Many Bendigo residents may have been living near them and not even noticed their presence. Rectangular pieces of metal atop long poles on the...

Pinch And Punch For First Day Of The Month Ends In Bloody Mess

National News
"She started it," said Kymbilly Jones, 23, from Sailors Gully. "Narr, she bloody started it," said Jaxson-Lee Smith, 23, Maiden Gully. In the Lansell Plaza/Square near...

Melbourne Has Trams Now Too

National News
“Bloody hell,” ejaculated Dominic West, 97, Jackass Flat. Mr West was recently in Melbourne on a fact finding mission. “My wife, you see, Myrtle, she has...

Tree Change People Mostly Worried About Zombies

National News
The last few months has seen an influx of Melburnians moving to Bendigo for fresh air, new starts and less zombies. “Why would anyone want...

Epsom Woman Believes Can of Coke Tastes Better Than Bottle of Coke

Local News
"It's all about the fung shui of the vessel," said Megan Fox, 32, Epsom. As though the glug of a fizzy drink, best known for...

Old Man Still Hates Doing 50km/h

National News
"Yeah, it's like doing a tax return or drinking skim milk. "I just can't adjust," said Kevin Nolan, 68, Sailors Gully. Mr Nolan doesn't even like...

Castlemaine Rock Found in Epsom

Local News
Quick. It's like finding out those women in the creek bed in Kangaroo Flat had stuffed nuggets of gold in their under garments. Pack the bags. Sell...

Beer Wankers Replace Wine Wankers as Most Annoying Wankers

Food & Drink
A recent Morgan-Gallen poll of wankers has given top billing to beer snobs, edging out wine buffs, politicians, teenage boys, and people who take...

Local Man Buys Mop From Bunnings To Clean Up Lib Spill

National News
Local man Bob Jacobs from Eaglehawk announced on social media he got a deal on some mops to help clean up the Lib Spill....

Jimmy Barnes Plays Goldmines Hotel

Local News
Last night Jimmy Barnes returned to Bendigo for a show at the currently closed Goldmines Hotel. It was a private event held by the new...
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