Music

Triple M Renamed Claude FM Because He’s The Local You Know

Triple M station has decided to rename itself Claude FM. Why, you ask? Well, according to station executives, Claude is the guy who knows...

Coles Busker Wins Grammy

In an unexpected turn of events, Bendigo's very own Coles busker has clinched a Grammy Award for "Best Album That Shoppers Half-Heard While Searching...

Bendigo’s Sonic Battle Royale: Groovin’ the Moo vs Red Hot Summer—Hipsters vs Rockers!

In a shocking turn of events, Bendigo is torn between two musical powerhouses on the last Saturday of April, as Groovin the Moo and...

Party Planning Committee Book the Least Entertaining DJ in Bendigo

An office Christmas party planning committee proudly announced that they've successfully booked the least entertaining DJ in Bendigo. The selection process reportedly involved hours...

Nation in Crisis as Taylor Swift Tickets Prove Scarcer Than Unicorn Tears

In an unprecedented display of nationwide anguish, Australia collectively gasped as it was revealed that obtaining Taylor Swift concert tickets was more challenging than...

Local Woman Is 100% Sure The Discman In Cashies Is Hers

Local woman, Candy Skeeball, has made an earth-shattering discovery at Cash Converters – a vintage Discman that she is positively and undeniably certain was...

Groovin The Moo Unleashes Brown Note, Neighbours Devastated by Uncontrollable Bowel Movements

Groovin The Moo has inadvertently weaponised sound in an unprecedented turn of events. Neighbours are left crying "foul" as they experience the Brown Note,...

Unidentified Substance Found in Groovin The Moo’s Water Supply, Turns Out to Be Glitter

In a bizarre turn of events, the Groovin The Moo's water supply was contaminated with an unidentified substance. After extensive testing, it was determined...

Festivalgoers Swear They Can’t Feel Bass Even Though Stage Is 2 Metres Away

Groovin, The Moo festivalgoers, known for their impeccable hearing, are in utter disbelief. Despite being just 2 metres from the main stage, they claim...

Groovin The Moo’s “Leave No Trace” Policy Now Includes Emotional Baggage

In an unprecedented move, Groovin The Moo music festival organizers have announced that their "Leave No Trace" policy will now include emotional baggage, requiring...

Latest articles

Newsletter

Subscribe to stay updated.