The highly anticipated Groovin The Moo festival has been unceremoniously cancelled, leaving locals with no choice but to go back to pretending they have...
In an unexpected turn of events, Bendigo's very own Coles busker has clinched a Grammy Award for "Best Album That Shoppers Half-Heard While Searching...
An office Christmas party planning committee proudly announced that they've successfully booked the least entertaining DJ in Bendigo. The selection process reportedly involved hours...
In an unprecedented display of nationwide anguish, Australia collectively gasped as it was revealed that obtaining Taylor Swift concert tickets was more challenging than...
Local woman, Candy Skeeball, has made an earth-shattering discovery at Cash Converters – a vintage Discman that she is positively and undeniably certain was...
Groovin The Moo has inadvertently weaponised sound in an unprecedented turn of events. Neighbours are left crying "foul" as they experience the Brown Note,...
In a bizarre turn of events, the Groovin The Moo's water supply was contaminated with an unidentified substance. After extensive testing, it was determined...