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Groovin The Moo Unleashes Brown Note, Neighbours Devastated by Uncontrollable Bowel Movements
Groovin The Moo has inadvertently weaponised sound in an unprecedented turn of events. Neighbours are left crying "foul" as they experience the Brown Note,...
Unidentified Substance Found in Groovin The Moo’s Water Supply, Turns Out to Be Glitter
In a bizarre turn of events, the Groovin The Moo's water supply was contaminated with an unidentified substance. After extensive testing, it was determined...
Festivalgoers Swear They Can’t Feel Bass Even Though Stage Is 2 Metres Away
Groovin, The Moo festivalgoers, known for their impeccable hearing, are in utter disbelief. Despite being just 2 metres from the main stage, they claim...
Groovin The Moo’s “Leave No Trace” Policy Now Includes Emotional Baggage
In an unprecedented move, Groovin The Moo music festival organizers have announced that their "Leave No Trace" policy will now include emotional baggage, requiring...
“Groovin the Pew”: Holy Spirits Ignite Christian Music Festival
The Bendigo Standard reports that thousands of devout partygoers attended the inaugural Groovin the Pew festival this past weekend, a Christian alternative of the...
Tourist Accidentally Books Tickets For Oprah, Not Opera
Judy, a lifelong fan of classical music, had been eagerly looking forward to attending German composer Richard Wagner's The Ring Cycle at the Ulumbarra...
Huntly Resident Patiently Awaits Vengabus for a Quarter Century
In a stunning display of dedication and patience, a 52-year-old Huntly man, Trevor Trevmister, has spent the last 25 years eagerly waiting for the...
Coles Busker Added To Groovin The Moo Line Up
According to festival organizers, the decision to include the busker Ed "The Cat" DeRosa was a last-minute move to appeal to a more "authentic"...
Bendigo Coles Only Playing ‘All I Want For Christmas’ For The Next 8 Weeks
It’s that time to deck the halls... again when Mariah Carey appears in your Spotify playlist. Resident Coles turntablist DJ Gully told The Bendigo Standard they...
Bendigo Buses Replace hit91.9 with ABC Classic FM
A local bus service announced it's replacing Hit91.9 with ABC Classic FM to combat unruly behaviour on its bus service.
"To many people, classical music...
