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Bendigo TAFE Offers ‘Adulting’ Course

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Local man Baffled by Point of Signs along Roadside.

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Tag: CoronaVirus

Locals With ‘The Rona’ To Isolate On Lake Tom Thumb Island

Bendigo council announced this morning that anyone diagnosed with Covid-19 will be quarantined on that island at Lake Tom Thumb in Eaglehawk. "Patients will need...

Busker Ready To Revive Coles Busking Scene For The Third Time

Local guitarist Bobby "Fat Fingers" Jenkins is excited as a pig in a blanket to start busking again after another lockdown is lifted tonight. "I've...

Dan Andrews Reveals Ring Of Steel Is Just A Giant Egg Ring

Victorian Premier Dan Andrews announced today that the ring of steel encasing Melbourne is actually a giant egg ring. "Victorians love their eggs in the...

Melbournians Urged to Stay The Fork Away From Bendigo

After a handful of Covid-19 cases in Bendigo, a local organisation has urged Melbournians to stay away from Bendigo. Anton McCrawl from the Melbourne OUT! group...

Moama Man Drives To Dubbo Dan Murphy’s After Being Denied Entry To Echuca

A Moama man has been denied entry into Victoria today under new border controls. Desperate Moama man Callum McCallum was trying to get to...

Bendigo Airport Offers Fake Flights For Sydney-Starved Tourists

Missing the sights and smells of Sydney during the Coronavirus lockdown? Today, Bendigo Airport and Qantas began offering travellers the chance to do just...

Dome Sweet Dome. Elon Musk To Build Melbourne ‘Cyberdome’

BREAKING - Elon Musk has agreed to build a giant stainless steel 'Cyberdome' to enclose Melbourne for the next 2 years to help combat...

Brendan Fraser Signs On For “Pre-Covid Man”

In the most exciting entertainment news since Nicolas Cage was announced to play Joe Exotic, Brendan Fraser is onboard for the eagerly awaited Pre-Covid...

Dan Andrews Announces Single Loser Friend Can Visit Too

Lockdown restrictions are easing as the Victorian Premier, Dan Andrews, announces that up to five people can visit a house. "So that's Bec and Steve,...

Barack Obama Hears Trump Has Coronavirus

That image says it all really. PS: Trump-cat says, "Fake news." PPS: Bendigo Standard say, "Who?" PPPS: "We?" PPPPS: "Fake news?" PPPPPS: "Huh?" PPPPPPS: "Never."

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