‘I Should Get Into That,’ Says Man Who Will Absolutely Not Get Into That

Local man Kyle McDonald, 32, has declared his intention to start learning the ukulele after hearing a Vance Joy’s Riptide in Colesworth during a weekly shop.

“I’ve been thinking about getting into the ukulele for years, actually,” McDonald continued, pronouncing it as “you-ka-lee-lee” rather than the pretentious “oo-koo-lay-lay.” “It just seems like such a vibe.”

At press time, McDonald was “about to” start researching open mic dates. He definitely won’t, though.

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