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Kangaroo Flat Woman Brags About Not Using Gym Membership
Where Do We Wash Now? Ask Kangaroo Flat Residents
Breaking News: Water Discovered to Be the Leading Cause of Drowning
Victory Christian College Proposes Name Change After Melbourne Victory Loss
Reminding People It’s Hot Will Cost You Under Tough New VIctorian laws
Bendigo Winemakers Festival Aims to Avoid Beer Wankers
McDonald’s To Kill Off The McFlurry
Mask Horror! Eaglehawk Woman Sets Own Face On Fire Lighting A Durry
Viewpoint Residents Wonder Why Their Central Park Looks Nothing Like New York’s
Pizza Shop Refuses To Deliver To House On Napier St Upgrade
Holy Shit! Macca’s Frozen Coke Machine Actually Works
Eaglehawk Family Angry Only Yellow Zooper Doopers Are Left
Local Woman Convinced Fitted Sheets Don’t Want Folding
Strathfieldsaye Man Convinced Blood Donations Go Straight to Vampires
Local Clown Cheers Sick Children By Not Visiting Hospital
City Of Greater Bendigo Hires Kenny To Clean Public Toilets
Qantas’ Bendigo To Sydney Mile High Club Attracts Lovers
K-mart Overtakes Post Office as Local Point of Reference
Man Celebrates 40th Birthday At Strath Village Maccas
Sovereign Hill Historical Reenactor Devastated to Learn That World Has Moved on From Bowler Hats
Local Puts ‘Christ Back Into Christmas’ by Spending A Small Fortune on Gifts
Bendigo Fun Runners Finish Three Weeks Later Due to Excessive Sightseeing
“I Really Have No F***ing Idea If It’s The Red Bin This Week”
Bunnings To Put The Bizzle In Deconstructed Sausage Sizzles
Party Planning Committee Book the Least Entertaining DJ in Bendigo
Ratepayers Can’t Wait To See How The Council Spends Their Hard Earned Money
Bendigo Man Eats Own Head
Local man surprises workmates with his incredible weather predicting skills
5 Toilet Paper Replacements That Work And 5 That Don’t
City Sends Well Wishes To Woman Quitting Facebook
Myer Bendigo Unveils Lisa Chesters’ Red Jacket Line
Mum Stuns Internet With Photo Of Baby Born With A Tramp Stamp
Local Man Can’t Wait To Rock Out To Mariah Carey’s All I Want For Christmas
Tree Change People Mostly Worried About Zombies
Darrell Lea To Release The Taste Of Bendigo
Survey Results: 1 in 500 Don’t Believe Ironbark Exists
Local Swingers Misinterpret Bendigo Swap Meet
Trump Hires Sweaty Law Expert Dennis Denuto
Local Believes ASIO Is Listening in on Birthday Wishes
Taylor Swift Unveils Newest Persona: ‘Ted Swifton,’ Coles Busker
Bendigo Breaks Silence on Alien Abduction Phenomenon – Turns Out They Just Want Good Coffee
Mayor Excited to Attend Conference in Portugal, Because Who Needs a Functional Local Council Anyway?
Bendigo Resident Mildred Hussy Turns 200
Kids Already Bored on First Day of School Holidays: Declare “Nothing to Do, Ever”
Right Up Your Alley: S#!*ty Bowling Launches In Bendigo
Young Girl Trapped Inside Cage to Celebrate the Coming of Summer
UPF: “We Hate Puppies and Kittens”
Harcourt Applefest Attendees Prefer Samsung Galaxy Harvest
Bendigo Man Loses 85 Kilos On The “CSIRO Lazy Moes Diet”
Self-employed Woman Gets Herself In Her Office Secret Santa
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