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Council To Provide Parking Bays For Dickhead Drivers
Jane Bunn Predicts Unprecedented 100% Chance of Weather
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Woman Marries Smartphone, Claims It’s the Only One Who Truly Understands Her
Huntly Man Brags About Never Seeing Game Of Thrones
Santa Financially Stricken
Dog Furious It Can’t Eat Chocolate at Easter, Demands Scientific Proof
Castlemaine to Host World’s Most Boring Film Festival
Roast Chicken Too Big To Fit In Organics Bin
Australians To Start Taking More Shits At Work
Top Ten Places To Vomit In Bendigo
Bendigo Man Attends Office Christmas Party, Still Can’t Remember Colleague’s Name
Crate Man to Challenge for the Leader of Australia
Even Shit Babies Proven To Be Cute
Long Gully Splash Park To Sell ‘Lemonade’
Local Apprentice Questions Naming of Blues And Roots Festival
Eaglehawk Scooter Rider Refuses To Acknowledge ‘Cool’ Skateboard Dad
Locals Believe Building In The Upside Down Could Help Aleviate Housing Crisis
Bendigo Art Gallery To Host Dewey Cox Exhibition
Bunnings To Put The Bizzle In Deconstructed Sausage Sizzles
Bendigo Breaks Silence on Alien Abduction Phenomenon – Turns Out They Just Want Good Coffee
Local Pays For Tattoo With A Cash Converters Loan
Jackass Flat Residents Latest Push for Name Change
ALERT: Bendigo Quarantined Inside A Giant Dome After Man Flu Outbreak
Local Man Excited to Spend Life Savings For Priceless Easter Fair Experience
Scientists Successfully Capture the Sound Of An Ant Farting
Santa To Get Police Escort Through Long Gully
News Flash: Clogs Doesn’t Sell Wooden Shoes
Bendigo Standard to merge with Bendigo Have Your Say
Citizens Now Required to Roll D20 for Housing Approval
Local Man Sick Of Wife Telling Him Where To Poo
Lansell Square Replaces Chadstone As The Fashion Capital
Reminding People It’s Hot Will Cost You Under Tough New VIctorian laws
Nosey Nelly’s Take A Stickybeak at Lake Eppalock Spillway
Marie Kondo Brings ‘Spark Joy’ To Napier Street Upgrade
Bendigo Man Loses 85 Kilos On The “CSIRO Lazy Moes Diet”
First passenger on Qantas flight to Sydney didn’t actually need to go anywhere
Pantomime Horse Wins Bendigo Cup AND Fashions On The Field
Rod Fyffe’s Hair Revealed to be Made of Noodles
Ballarat Santa’s Confess They Hate Your Kids
20 People Injured From Leaning On Shovels At Napier St Roadworks Working Bee
Coles Busker Added To Groovin The Moo Line Up
Woman Burns House Down After Discovering Spider In The Kitchen
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