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Bendigo Residents Brace for Trashpocalypse as Bin Night Goes Fortnightly
Bendigo Man Refuses to Drink Coffee. Townsfolk Declare Him a Witch
Locals Resort to Selling Organs As Fuel Prices Soar
Jumper Cables Missing, Police Have No Leads
Bendigo Standard Investigates the Eye Thingy Fake News Stuff
Leia Organa Steals Plans To Mosque
Local Man Starting to Think Lost Trades Aren’t Actually Lost
Couple Have Baby And Don’t Announce It On Facebook
Tokyo Olympics’ Outdoor Swimming Venue Smells Like Bendigo Creek
Shopper Clears 8000th Theft Suspicion By Big W Door Greeter
Castlemaine Rock Found in Epsom
Bendigo Council Elections A Shambles. America: “Hold My Beer”
5 Toilet Paper Replacements That Work And 5 That Don’t
La Trobe Computer Science Department Creates AI That Feels Guilt, Promptly Apologizes for Existence
Santa Financially Stricken
Eaglehawk Theatre Company to Present: Twelfth Night on the Piss
Citizens Now Required to Roll D20 for Housing Approval
Melbourne Has Trams Now Too
Local Expert Reckons Dog Wearing Collingwood Jumper Can’t Even Name Their Captain
Local Man Unable to Return Movies To Roundabout Video
Scientists Successfully Capture the Sound Of An Ant Farting
Wife Reminds Husband It’s Hot For The 50 Millionth Time
Wacky Waving Inflatable Tube Guy Sits In Bendigo Council Meeting
Local Apprentice Questions Naming of Blues And Roots Festival
Man Celebrates 40th Birthday At Strath Village Maccas
Miracle Baby Born At Long Gully Splash Park
Kangaroo Flat Residents Demand More Pedestrian Lights Across High Street
Scientists Discover Earth is Just a Giant Pancake. Flat Earthers Over The Moon
Toilet Discovered On Mickey Mouse Hill
Santa To Get Police Escort Through Long Gully
Groovin the Moo: Pill Tester Has Big Day On The Job
New Study Shows That 100% of People Who Exercise Regularly Will Eventually Die
Barista or Soccer Player?
Bendigo Toe Tickler released on parole
Local Man Can’t Wait To Rock Out To Mariah Carey’s All I Want For Christmas
Bendigo Easter Dragons “Unrealistic” Claims Local Game Of Thrones Expert
Possessed Pothole In Napier St Roadworks Swallows Man’s Car
Groovin The Moo Festivalgoer Overdoses on Good Vibes, Taken to Hospital
Divine Intervention Sought For Napier St Roadworks
Scottish Vets Neuter Prime Possum
Local Believes ASIO Is Listening in on Birthday Wishes
Newspaper Clarifies Skateboarders Are Not Actually Spewing
ALERT: Bendigo Quarantined Inside A Giant Dome After Man Flu Outbreak
Cat Awakens From 2004 Christmas Food Coma
Spider-Man Fan Says He Would Avenge His Uncle’s Death, But Not That Creepy One
Bendigonians Successfully Steal Sydney Opera House, Claim “Finders Keepers”
Bendigo Buses Replace hit91.9 with ABC Classic FM
Coles Implements A Slow Checkout Lane for Those Who Enjoy a Good Chat
Mario Wonders How Luigi Can Afford A Haunted Mansion In Bendigo On A Plumbers Salary
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