Man Shocked to Learn YouTube Tutorial Did Not Prepare Him for Vasectomy
In a surprising turn of events, local man Derek Saunders, 40, found himself woefully unprepared for his recent vasectomy despite ...
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Study Shows 99% of People Unaware They’re Background Characters in Someone Else’s Life
A recent study by the Institute of Whimsical Observations found that a staggering 99% of individuals are blissfully unaware of ...
Local Man Buys Mop From Bunnings To Clean Up Lib Spill
Local man Bob Jacobs from Eaglehawk announced on social media he got a deal on some mops to help clean ...
UPF: “We Hate Puppies and Kittens”
United Patriots Front, a populist far-right street protest movement, announced on their Twitter feed last night they hate puppies and kittens. ...
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