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Local Man Can’t Wait To Rock Out To Mariah Carey’s All I Want For Christmas
Marilyn Monroe Statue To Be Replaced With Rod Fyffe
Galactic Empire Celebrates Star Wars Day by Blowing Up Bendigo
Age-Defying Bendigo Man Declares, “I’m 9!” Throws Leap Year Birthday Bash for 36-Year-Old Self
Scientists Discover Earth is Just a Giant Pancake. Flat Earthers Over The Moon
Castlemaine Paint Vandal Revealed As Banksy
Bendigo Easter Dragons “Unrealistic” Claims Local Game Of Thrones Expert
Groovin The Moo: Old Man Tries to Look Cool Wearing Stupid Red Hat
Man Excitedly Prepares for Meatstock Festival, Vows to Consume Entire Animal Kingdom
Local Man Sues Hundreds-and-Thousands Believing Only 274 Exist
Long Gully P-Plater Caught Doing Speed Limit
‘Long live the King’. Local woman can’t wait to see Mufasa die in live Lion King remake
Eaglehawk Family Angry Only Yellow Zooper Doopers Are Left
McDonald’s To Kill Off The McFlurry
“More Twisted Than A Topknot” – Pho’lis
TAFE To Offer Course On How To Eat A Bunnings Snag
New Non-deadly creature found in Bendigo
First passenger on Qantas flight to Sydney didn’t actually need to go anywhere
Long Gully Man Completes Flight To Space In A Rocket Bong
Bendigo Community Health Service Provides Free Condoms for Aged Care Homes
Bendigo Oh-God-Why-Am-I-Doing-This Run Takes Place
“I accidentally Used Mum’s Fabric Scissors and Now The Cops Are Here”
Woman Dissuades Couple From Buying a Chicken in Golden Square
Kid in the mall says he got 6th degree black belt from watching John Wick 3 trailer
Right Up Your Alley: S#!*ty Bowling Launches In Bendigo
Local Legend At Aquatic Centre Performs Belly Flop
Mayor Excited to Attend Conference in Portugal, Because Who Needs a Functional Local Council Anyway?
Bendigo Council Welcomes New Robot Mower Overlords
Local Prep Grader Declares Early Retirement, Demands Golden Watch and Pension After Exhausting First Week of School
Groovin The Moo’s Porta-Loos Named Bendigo’s Cleanest Toilets
Council Turns Potholes Into 5000 New Swimming Pools
Bendigo Orienteering Squad Aiming for Gold
Dad Not Looking Forward To Sitting At The Kids Table At The Family Christmas Lunch
Bendigo Celebrates Annual “Not Ballarat” Festival
Woman Rushed To Emergency After Getting Cheezels Stuck On Fingers
Carlton Currently Undefeated In 2019
Bendigo Residents To Vote On Correct Pronunciation Of ‘Mall’
Talking Tram Takes A Vow Of Silence
Breaking News: Water Discovered to Be the Leading Cause of Drowning
Dad Refers To Groovin The Moo As ‘Groovin To The Moo’
Festivalgoers Swear They Can’t Feel Bass Even Though Stage Is 2 Metres Away
Eaglehawk Bin Captain Pranks Street By Putting Out Wrong Bins
Bendigo Decides God is Vengeful
Ratepayers Can’t Wait To See How The Council Spends Their Hard Earned Money
What’s Next For Marilyn?
Pantomime Horse Wins Bendigo Cup AND Fashions On The Field
A New Era! The Standy To Be Distributed In Paper Form
Castlemaine Plans Monumental Hipster Statue
Bendigonians Successfully Steal Sydney Opera House, Claim “Finders Keepers”
Local Woman Thought Adult Book Week Was A Thing
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