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Groovin The Moo Cancelled! Locals Devastated to Miss Out on Annual Opportunity to Pretend They Know Indie Bands

The highly anticipated Groovin The Moo festival has been unceremoniously cancelled, leaving locals with no choice but to go back to pretending they have...

Coles Busker Wins Grammy

In an unexpected turn of events, Bendigo's very own Coles busker has clinched a Grammy Award for "Best Album That Shoppers Half-Heard While Searching...

Bendigo’s Sonic Battle Royale: Groovin’ the Moo vs Red Hot Summer—Hipsters vs Rockers!

In a shocking turn of events, Bendigo is torn between two musical powerhouses on the last Saturday of April, as Groovin the Moo and...

Nation in Crisis as Taylor Swift Tickets Prove Scarcer Than Unicorn Tears

In an unprecedented display of nationwide anguish, Australia collectively gasped as it was revealed that obtaining Taylor Swift concert tickets was more challenging than...

Festivalgoers Swear They Can’t Feel Bass Even Though Stage Is 2 Metres Away

Groovin, The Moo festivalgoers, known for their impeccable hearing, are in utter disbelief. Despite being just 2 metres from the main stage, they claim...

Groovin The Moo’s “Leave No Trace” Policy Now Includes Emotional Baggage

In an unprecedented move, Groovin The Moo music festival organizers have announced that their "Leave No Trace" policy will now include emotional baggage, requiring...

Coles Busker Added To Groovin The Moo Line Up

According to festival organizers, the decision to include the busker Ed "The Cat" DeRosa was a last-minute move to appeal to a more "authentic"...

Bendigo Buses Replace hit91.9 with ABC Classic FM

A local bus service announced it's replacing Hit91.9 with ABC Classic FM to combat unruly behaviour on its bus service. "To many people, classical music...

Dad Refers To Groovin The Moo As ‘Groovin To The Moo’

A local Dad Bob Jeffers from Epsom asked his kids today if they managed to get tickets to Groovin To The Moo. His daughters Laquisha,...

Unvaccinated Banned From Groovin The Moo

An outbreak of measles in the Bendigo area has forced Groovin The Moo to deny access to those who have not been vaccinated. The news...

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